Some Interesting Things To Think About =P

01. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
02. America once issued a 5-cent bill.
03. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
04. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
05. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
06. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
07. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
08. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
09. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
10. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
11. Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.
12. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
13. Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
14. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
15. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
16. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
17. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
18. Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
19. Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!
20. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Potential & Reality

Youngest son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'Potentially'and 'In reality'?"

Dad: "I will show you"

Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?"

Wife: "Yes of course, I would never waste such an opportunity!"

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1million dollars.

Daughter: "Waow! Oh my God!!! This is my fantasy!"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"

Elder Son: "Huh, Yeah, why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars!

I would never hesitate!"

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: "You see son, 'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars; but 'In reality' we are living with 2 bitches and a gay!!"

Car Names

So is your dream car on the list?

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything