Shan & Esther & Ting

PRAY TO THE WRONG GOD

2007-10-12T23:49:00.000+08:00

WAH…what a 不知道要哭还是笑的一天
I really can’t recall when is the last time I’ve been as ‘sway’ as today!!! (or maybe I’ve never been that sway before). And it all happened within TWO and a HALF hour!!
CABS AND BUSES
It’s kinda of a habit that my lunch kakis and I will go beyond Bedok for lunch on Friday.
So today it’s not an exception. Initially we have decided to take a cab down to Ikea Tampines for lunch, but we waited for like 15 mins still no available cab. So we decided to change plan, take a bus go Astons Specialties for lunch. While waiting for bus at the bus stop, saw 2 groups that just walk out of the company managed to get a cab each..ARGH!!!!..纳闷..Zzzz…4 out of 6 buses actually can bring us to the place we want to go but 偏偏 the 2 buses that we can’t take came first. Waited for the next 5-10 mins before we finally board a bus, halfway the journey I think it’s the aircon, began making funny noise as though the bus going to break down soon..the lucky thing is it din..phew~
FOOD
Reached AstonsSpecialties, waitress asked if we are willing to wait for 15 mins as there’s a power failure in the kitchen. We said ok we’ll wait. So we chatted and waited for 20 mins, still no food, so started to ask the manager when the food going to be ready. He went to the kitchen to check, came back to us and apologize saying we’ll have to wait for another 25 mins!!! But he say if we’ll like to cancel the order we can, the drinks will be on house, so of course we cancelled our order. Left the shop, walked to Kim Choo thinking of buying their Soon Kueh,.the Auntie say they’re still steaming the Soon Kueh, ask if we willing to wait for 10 mins, we say ok we’ll come back later. Continue to walk on. Till we came to a shop selling chicken rice, decided to just settle down with chicken rice. The shop was not well-ventilated, the clothes and the hair started to trap the 油烟味..and we later realize the aircon had broke down..-_-..after the meal, went back to Kim Choo to pick up our Soon Kueh, but the Kueh is still on the way..dot..waited 5 mins..kueh still not here so we decide to forget about the soon kueh and take the cab back. Flagged the cab, cab stopped we took the cab..the Soon Kueh arrived too..arghh..就这样跟 Soon Kueh差身而过.
IN THE CAB
Uncle drive like 30km/h..Zzzz…The lane that he took is like always the 1 with the most cars and traffic lights. Uncle so funny, ask him to turn left stop us at the carpark, he turn left continue to drive straight when it’s obviously the deadend liao. He went on to drive till the deadend and ask..ehh deadend ley..DOT so funny lor..we came out of the cab..laugh until cannot make it.(laugh not just because of the cab driver but also at how unlucky we are).
THE CONCLUSION
One of the lunch kaki went off early today, in the office it’s like still sunny, but the moment she left the office..started to thunder and soon rain..it’s so drama I tell u..so we suspect she’s actually the one bringing us all the ‘SWAYNESS’.
And for the remaining of the day, everything else goes pretty smoothly for me..PHEW~

It’s the eve of Hari Raya at the point of this entry, so Selamat Hari Raya.

Random Pics

2007-08-12T23:38:00.000+08:00

Majulah Singapura

Rainbow

Oohh..so the word "rainbow" has 7 alphabets just like its made up of 7 colors.

Blur like Sotong

Cutie #1

Macham like I'm the paparazzi taking the photos of some hollywood celebrities' kid.

Cutie #2

He's wearing an oversize jumpsuit with bulky diaper and blue Crocs shoes..so funnily cute

Cutie #3

Grandma with the little pony tail..hehehe

To Shan

The real Hello Kitty Cat..Meow~

HOMEMADE SUSHI

2007-07-20T21:27:00.001+08:00

BIRTHDAY CAKE FROM AMARA HOTEL'S ELEMENTS

2007-07-20T21:26:00.001+08:00

GOODIES FROM TOKYO!!!!!!

2007-07-20T21:21:00.000+08:00

Lok Lok

2007-07-11T22:09:00.000+08:00

Went to the hawker centre at Old Airport Road for dinner today.
Found this stall selling Lok Lok, so long never eat that le, I think the last time I had is at Gay World(Gay as in happy not the other kind of gay) before it's demolished many years ago.

The Food

The Gravy

The Steamboat

My neighbour in office
LOL
like a shiny peak, can't stop laughing to myself everytime i see that, so evil..MUHAHAHA

Updates

2007-07-11T19:26:00.000+08:00

Haven't been updating
:P

Friday, 6 July 2007
Meet Esther and Ting for dinner @ Sun with Moon. Esther treat as she just got her bonus. Yeah~!! It was over her budget but she still treat us. Thanks Esther~!! Sorry for letting you "pou fei"

Saturday, 7 July 2007
Meet dearie to watch Transformers. But the sittings at PS was not that good. So dear had Cal's Junior for Lunch, me eat half of his fries with lots of sauce. *TeHeHe* Then bought Tako Pachi (Octopus) for myself.
Then just trying our luck, walk to "The Cathay Cineplex" and found that Transformers had great sittings there. So we bought the tix for 2:30pm and walk ard the area for about 45mins.
Nothing much though :P
Then dearie "pei" me go "Far East Plaza" though he was tired out as he did not have a good night sleep before. Bought a pair of shoes for myself. Seems super comfy. But need to try out for 1day before you know the real results. *Haha*
Went to eat the "Turkish Fast Food" for dinner @ Far East 1st Floor.
Then we went home at about 8:30pm

Sunday, 8 July 2007
Meet dearie @ Woodlands MRT. Actually we are suppose to go Chua Chu Kang MRT. But me suppose to meet dearie at Woodlands MRT Control (NOT coming out of the station). But blurr me as usual just walk out of the station like nothing like that. Until dearie call me say he reaching then I remember I should not have get out of the MRT station. OOPS. haha.
So dearie pei me walk walk around Woodlands. Nothing much though. *HAHA* So we went to take train down Chua Chu Kang and take FREE shuttle bus to go "Qian Hu" for those of you who might ask "WHATS THAT?" its a fish farm that dearie and I have been wanting to go. Walk around, saw alot of fishy. Big Fishes like Koi, Arowana to Small Fishes like Guppies, Goramis, Cloridorus (Might have mistakes in my spellings *HAHA*) Then we was like saying FarmMart is nearby. So after finish walking around QianHu, we went to "FarmMart" taking a shuttle bus that cost us $0.50 each. so to and fro we pay $2.00. Was it me or what? Somehow i feel FarmMart is weird. suppose to have lots of animal shop etc. but there are "FU HUA" (the one which sell bird nest), and shops which sell lets say, erm... honey, "feng shui fountain". LOL. Somehow it looks kinda different from the way I see when I first go. :P
So after that we go dearie house and me eat durian. wahahahhah. Yep. very nice durian. Then I physco dearie mother and sister to go Chomp Chomp for dinner. Wahahaha. Dearie mother pay. oops. cab fare and the food. we had: satay, hokkien mee, vegetable, prawn noodle, cockles, BBQ chicken wing, sugar cane drink. Haha. Thats alot when dearie mother is not eatting much. HOHO. then we went to order dessert. Yeah Ting and Esther. Its our fav. "Dan Nai Dou Hua" But too bad its about to rain soon. So we tabao and it was 10pm liao. so dearie give me $5 to let me take cab go home as I say he should go home with his mother they all, as they are planning to take cab home. So I reach home at about 10:15pm and the cab fare is only $5.30. Haha. (Yesh Ting and Esther, its $5.30 and not $5.10 or $5.20 or $5.40. ITS $5.30~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Monday, 9 July 2007
Had too much heaty food the day before. Not feeling well. Reach work struggle to work until 10:25am. Cannot take it. Go see doc, doc say is magrine(pian tou tong) so gave me 1day MC, he also ask me not to drink tea and coffee as it will make it worst. OOPS i drink coffee in the morning :X. The medicine he give me is very strong and he told me not to eat too much as it will cause hand to shake *shivers* so went back office, eat my medicine, and finish the urgent work I had to do and inform my bosses that I need to go. (As usual that LLKK has alot to say, but WHO CARES?) So i left at about 12:05pm so I officialy took half day MC only.
Reach home, sleep from 1pm to 5:30pm. yeah~!! wake up, online chat with my lovelies and kor, eat my satay beehoon. then wait for ting they all come back home pei me. *innocent and kelian face of waiting* (AHEM)
Then chit chat with my darlings, and had the 2nd round of satay beehoon has my mum can't finish hers. :X haha. then chit chat until 11pm i think. and went to bed.

Tuesday, 10 July 2007
Work, Work and Work.
Then last min at 5+pm, decided to meet Esther, and we had dinner. But she has to rush off to take her MC. So we separate at 8pm. :) great to meet her~!!!
Then come back home and online. Ting came in, Kor came in. BUT WHERES ESTHER?

Wednesday, 11 July 2007
Work, Work and Work
Hate that LLKK. Haiz.
Maybe I am in a bad mood. Had a small sms arguement with dearie. :X
Alright. I think i better go bathe now. (SMELLY ME~!!)

-shan-

The Potato Chip Pig

2007-07-09T21:04:00.000+08:00

Was feeling so hungry this afternoon because I only had a small plate of fried carrot cake for lunch.
Ate some chocolate stick waffles, then realized I'm actually craving for salty snack.
Found 1/10 of a packet of Lay's left in a container, took it out and polished it all off.
My boss came back from meeting, than say "Before the meeting i saw you eating now come back you are still eating"..=X
make me so malu (-(0o)-)"

The original flavoured potato chips (bought by a colleague from France, it got a different taste and packaging from the one selling in Singapore)

SUN WITH MOON

2007-07-07T23:30:00.000+08:00

We love the Tofu Cheesecake so much that we ordered a second serving.

Dear Girls, it's my pleasure to be giving you a treat.
Next time, please don't hold back on your orders ok?

Loves,
Esther

Friday Night

2007-07-07T16:33:00.000+08:00

Had a wonderful evening with the girls.
Thanks Teo for the Sun with Moon treat, simply love the Tofu Cheesecake..Can't stop salivating over it.. = p~~

Went home checked on the toto numbers..Haiya the toto that we shared never strike, no more 'Chalton' Hotel Dim Sum (K lah it's Carlton Hotel) treat =(

44 people actually strike the top prize so the prize money wasn't as much.
This is:
吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸.

Fun Videos

2007-07-05T21:52:00.000+08:00

Life

2007-07-02T23:18:00.001+08:00

To Esther and Ting,

There might be boring days, there might be happy days. Nothing is perfect.
I just hope that you know that whenever you are sad or need someone, I am there. I will always be there for you. My love is true, everlasting.

-ShAN-

Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive

2007-07-02T23:17:00.000+08:00

At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong
And I grew strongv And so you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd've known for just one second you'd back to bother me

Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did I crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I! I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,
I will survive, hey, hey...
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart,
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself. I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you,
And so you feel like droppin' in
And just expect me to be free,
Now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me
Go on now..

Escape Club - i'll be there

2007-07-02T23:16:00.000+08:00

Over Mountains
Over Trees
Over Oceans
Over Seas
Across the Dessert
I'll be there
In a whisper on the wind
On the smile of a new friend
Just think of me
And I'll be there
Don't be afraid, oh my love
I'll be watching you from above
And I'd give all the world tonight,
To be with you
Because I'm on your side,
And I still care
I may have died,
But I've gone nowhere
Just think of me,
And I'll be there
On the edge of a waking dream
Over Rivers
Over Streams
Through Wind and Rain
I'll be there
Across the wide and open sky
Thousands of miles I'd fly
To be with you
I'll be there
Don't be afraid, oh my love
I'll be watching you from above
And I'd give all the world tonight,
To be with you
Because I'm on your side,
And I still care
I may have died,
But I've gone nowhere
Just think of me,
And I'll be there
In the breath of a wind that sighs
Oh, there's no need to cry
Just think of me,
And I'll be there

Diana Ross - If We Hold on Together

2007-07-02T23:15:00.000+08:00

Don't lose your way
With each passing day
You've come so far
Don't throw it away
Live believing
Dreams are for weaving
Wonders are waiting to start
Live your story
Faith hope and glory
Hold to the truth
In your heart

If we hold on together
I know our dreams
Will never die
Dreams see us through
To forever
Where clouds roll by
For you and I

Souls in the winds
must learn how to mend
Seek out a star
Hold on to the end
Valley, mountain
There is a fountain
Washes our tears
All away
Words are swaying
Someone is praying
Please let us come
Home to stay

If we hold on together
I know our dreams
Will never die
Dreams see us through
To forever
Where clouds roll by
For you and I

When we are out there
In the dark
We'll dream about the sun
In the dark
We'll feel the light
Warm our hearts
Everyone

If we hold on together
I know our dreams
Will never die
Dreams see us through
To forever
As high
As souls can fly
The clouds roll by
For you and I

Shan Updates

2007-07-02T22:43:00.000+08:00

2nd July:
Both boss on leave, lac for the whole day, chit chat with esther and qw online. Too bad Ting is not in office, and can't chat.

1st July:
The day whereby GST is increase to 7%, stupid me still bought a pair of shoes from Charles and Keith. $33. Just to combine reciepts with dear and dear's mother to get $280 in order to get $20 voucher. Only to find out that vouchers are fully redeemed. Can only join in the lucky draw. Haiz

30th June:
BBQ with Kor, Ting, Esther and Dear.
Great Day, Great Games, Great Time. (Couldn't be better)

29th June:
Kor birthday~!!!
Happy birthday KOR~!!!

-shan-

Durian Durian

2007-06-26T22:30:00.000+08:00

Had durian just now..yummy
Burp..my mouth still smell durian
Lalala..shanny gonna get jealous with me
(To shan: but my durian is the cheapo 3 for $10 kind 1..
cannot be compared to what u ate that time..ahem)

My way of eating durian..using bowl and spoon..hohoho

The Esplanade.. =X

FONDUE

2007-06-24T22:40:00.000+08:00

Typical fondue fountain

DIY fondue

Ingredients:

Half a bar of baking chocolate from Phoon Huat, melt it with the help of a rice cooker and a little water (milk will be better)
Finishing product will look something like this

Various fruits:
Bananas

Strawberries

Melon

Voila!!
Your own DIY FONDUE
HOW SMART

FRIED RICE

2007-06-24T00:12:00.000+08:00

The biggest bowl of fried rice I've had in my life:

G's mum was kind enough to cook us dinner and we were given this huge bowl to share.
Conclusion: We did not manage to finish it.

Loves,
Esther

Animal Handart

2007-06-22T23:38:00.000+08:00

Interviews

2007-06-21T21:27:00.000+08:00

3pm Interview today
10am Interview tml

-shan-

BBQ

2007-06-21T21:00:00.000+08:00

- Qiao Wei -
1) 40satay
2) 20otah
3) 1 pack Crabstick
4) 2 pack sausages
5) 1 brush
6) butter

- Alan -
1) Cold Drinks (e.g 1 row greentea, 1 row lemonbarley, 5bottle water)
2) Sambal Sauce

- ShAN -
1) bbq pit (maybe will book the BBQ Pit at the beach) / wire gaze
2) aluminum foil
3) charcoal
4) 2 tongs (for food and charcoal)
5) starters
6) lighter

- Esther -
1) Lay's BBQ Potato Chips (1 pack, Large)
2) Twisty Curry Flavoured (1 pack, Large)
3) Marshmallow (1 pack, Medium, plain)
4) Sweet Potatoes (Around 10)
5) Sweetcorns (Around 10 halves)
6) QW's mini Birthday Cake
7) Salad
8) Plastic Plates (Around 10)
9) Plastic Utensils (Around 10 pairs)
10) Plastic Bowls (1 pack)
11) Tablecloth (Will try to get it)
12) Value Pack Tissues

- Ting -
1) Seafood (e.g prawn, stingray, sotong, salmon)
2) Trash Bag

Britain's Got Talent

2007-06-20T22:44:00.000+08:00

Origami

2007-06-20T22:40:00.000+08:00

Was linking thru these webbies sometime back, have fun browsing thru:

http://www.origami.com/index.html
http://www.anikaos.com/kitties_mixed.html
http://masak-masak.blogspot.com/ http://ieatishootipost.blogspot.com/search/label/Peranakan

-shan-

Shan Day on 20 June 2007

2007-06-20T21:59:00.000+08:00

Day Overall - Below Average

Early Morning:
Cramp Train, guy step on my foot and DID NOT apologies. Yucks. Whats wrong with the men in the morning? Mute?
Reach work, went to buy breakfast (fav bee hoon). So happy that it have not been sold out. Normally is all out by a certain time. But the best is yet to come. Some yucky people, who don’t know their work, only know how to take other people credits was queuing behind me. -_- with the noisy gang. YUCK~!! (me: ignore, pretend I did not see them. Bought my BEE HOON and went to office)
Reach Office, open my computer, put my bag, open my email, sat down and have my lovely bee hoon, hopeful that I can finish my bee hoon in peace. (Which normally I don’t get to do so) Just as I thought~!! Emails to asking me to do this do that by certain timing. Big Boss ask me to schedule meeting in the afternoon (URGENT~!)

Late Morning:
So, finish my bee hoon, did what I was asked to do. And back to the time consuming and detailed task. Which is a new setup of a spreadsheet, backdating to 3years ago. -_- (I AM GOING BLIND) Got a call for another dept, asking favour of teaching her how to build the intranet correctly. Go thru with her step by step at her desk for about 30mins then it was 12noon.

Early Afternoon:
I lunch in, cooking Maggie mee with a pot from my colleague, using mircrowave and hot water. Then went ahead to photocopy some origami steps from a book I borrowed from the library.
Then as I was finishing, one of my colleague who ALWAYS meet her husband for lunch told me that her husband got appointment, so as me want pei her lunch (actually I think she reject her hubby cos she tot I lunch alone eat Maggie very kelian, so pei me. >_< thanks. So thoughtful of you, sorry to her hubby though, *BLEAH*)
So we walk quite a distance to have MAC. She bought a meal and only wants the burger. So I had the coke and fries paying just $2. OOPS~!!
Back in office by 2:10pm. Haha. And the gal I was teaching earlier on the intranet, bought me strawberry (yanyan + porky + hellopanda) so sweet of her~!! Did my painstaking work again and told LLKK (for those of you who don’t know what it means, it is Lousy Lao Kok Kok) that I want to take Thursday and Friday PM leave. Then she was like shock. For a moment I thought she was not going to say ok. So I hurry up say BIG BOSS IS OK. Then she say ok lor. So long as you attend the meeting tml (which I don’t know why I should attend in the first place. It all high level talking. Probably LLKK knows she is not capable. Ahem) and finish this and this and that (TOTALLY SUCKS). Haiz.

Mid Afternoon:
Tease my colleagues abit to lighten up the mood. Chit chat a bit, relax, and was back to my painstaking work. Oh, and my big boss say don't need the meeting i schedule in the morning. Haiz. (So did the norm of cancelling the meeting)

Late Afternoon:
Almost blind, time to go home. Looking forward to meet my Dear for dinner and to chitchat with my darlings online. I guess this is the only things that is keeping me alive on weekdays. Haiz. It use to be great, but after LLKK came, I really suffer.
Now have a skin problem call Eazama, then did not sleep well. Really working hard in finding new job. (Please give me lots of support)

-shan-

Sometimes its better to have a small one

2007-06-20T21:56:00.001+08:00

IT meets Biology

2007-06-20T21:38:00.000+08:00

DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted
in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:

You've Got Male'!"

Ting Portobello Mushrooms

2007-06-20T21:37:00.000+08:00

12 large portobello mushrooms
3 tablespoons butter
3 tablespoons olive oil
1 tablespoon lemon juice
3 cloves garlic, smashed and minced black pepper

PREPARATION:
Wash mushrooms; remove stems and set mushrooms aside. Melt the butter, olive oil, lemon juice, garlic & pepper together in a small pot or on the grill. Halve largest mushrooms or cut in strips. Brush the mushrooms generously with the melted butter and olive oil mixture. On a covered grill over medium coals, grill the portobello mushrooms stem-side down for about 8 minutes. Turn and grill the tops of the portobello mushrooms for 6 to 8 minutes longer. The grilled portobello mushrooms should be tender and nicely browned.

Portobello mushroom recipe serves 6.

Mr Ah Kiat

2007-06-20T21:32:00.001+08:00

Love your job but never fall in love with our company

2007-06-20T21:16:00.001+08:00

An interesting speech delivered by a CEO of a premier IT company of India during an employee session. He is incidentally, one of the top 50 Influential people of Asia according the latest Asiaweek publication and also the new IT Advisor to the Thailand Prime Minister. Extract of Mr. Narayana Murthy's Speech during MentorSession:
LOVE YOUR JOB, BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR COMPANY WILL STOP LOVING YOU Narayana Murthy
I know people who work 12 hours a day, six days a week, or more. Some people do so because of a work emergency where the long hours are only temporary. Other people I know have put in these hours for years!!! I don't know if they are working all these hours, but I do know they are in the office this long. Others put in long office hours because they are addicted to the workplace.
Whatever the reason for putting in overtime, working long hours over the long term is harmful to the person and to the organization. There are things managers can do to change this for everyone's benefit. Being in the office long hours, over long periods of time, makes way for potential errors. My colleagues who are in the office long hours frequently make mistakes caused by fatigue. Correcting these mistakes requires their time as well as the time and energy of others. I have seen people work Tuesday through Friday to correct mistakes made after 5 PM on Monday.
Another problem is that people who are in the office long hours are NOT pleasant company. They often complain about other people (who aren't working as hard); they are irritable, or cranky, or even angry. Other people avoid them. Such behaviour poses problems, where work goes much better when people work together instead of avoiding one another. As Managers, there are things we can do to help people leave the office. First and foremost is to set the example and go home ourselves. I work with a manager who chides people for working long hours. His words quickly lose their meaning when he sends these chiding group e-mails with a time-stamp of 2 AM, Sunday. Second is to encourage people to put some BALANCE in their lives. For instance, here is a guideline I find helpful:
1) Wake up, eat a good breakfast, and go to work. 2) Work hard and smart for eight or nine hours. 3) Go home. 4) Read the books/comics, watch a funny movie, dig in the dirt, play with (your) kids, etc. 5) Eat well and sleep well. This is called recreating. Doing steps 1, 3, 4, and 5 enable step 2. Working regular hours and recreating daily are simple concepts. They are hard for some of us because that requires 'personal change'. They are possible since we all have the power to choose to do them. In considering the issue of overtime, I am reminded of my oldest son. When he was a toddler, if people were visiting the apartment, he would not fall asleep no matter how long the visit, and no matter what time of day it was.
He would fight off sleep until the visitors left. It was as if he was afraid that he would miss something. Once our visitors' left, he would go to sleep. By this time, however, he was over tired and would scream through half the night with nightmares. He, my wife, and I, all paid the price for his fear of missing out.
Perhaps some people put in such long hours because they don't want to miss anything when they leave the office. The trouble with this is that events will NEVER stop happening. That is life !! Things happen 24 hours a day. Allowing for little rest is not ultimately practical. So, take a nap.
Things will happen while you're asleep, but you will have the energy to catch up when you wake. Hence "LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY"
Live a life like you should.

Divorce letters ( THIS IS GOOD)

2007-06-20T21:13:00.000+08:00

Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers later that night.You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straightto sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheatingon me or you don't love me. Whichever is the case,,,,I'm gone.
Signed,
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life!

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Dear Ex-Husband:
Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter. It'strue that you and I have been married for seven years, although a 'good man' is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so muchbecause they drown out your constant whining and griping. It's just toobad it doesn't work.Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week,,,and actually the first thing that came to my mind was "You look just like a girl",,,but my mother raised me not to say anything at all if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork sevenyears ago.I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from methat morning and your silk boxers were $49.99...After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work itout. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for twenty million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hopeyou have the fulfilling life you've always wanted.My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed:
Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister 'Carla',,,wasborn Carl. I hope that's not a problem for you.

S.E.T

2007-06-19T23:51:00.000+08:00

S.E.T'S BACK

COMING SOON !

HELLO LOVES

2007-06-19T23:44:00.000+08:00

Wow.

We are back?

Times flies.
Yeah, like what Shan mentioned below, we left this blog to focus on the remaining years of our studies, stepping into the workforce and probably relationships.

Nothing has changed.

I love Shan and Ting.
Will be back to update more ( :

Loves,
Esther

S.E.T Back Again

2007-06-19T23:29:00.000+08:00

Time Flies, 2years ago, S.E.T gave up this blog to focus on other things (probably relationship, career, friendship, family ties.)
Now, on this day, 19 June 2007, S.E.T decided to make a come back. Please enjoy our updates. Not hourly, not daily, not weekly, not fortnightly, not monthly, not quarterly, not half-yearly, not yearly. But as and when we like.
This blog is not to entertain anyone else. But us. S.E.T. So if you don’t like what we say, get lost. Cause we don’t give a damn.

-shan-

Some Interesting Things To Think About =P

2005-05-14T01:19:00.000+08:00

01. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
02. America once issued a 5-cent bill.
03. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
04. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
05. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
06. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
07. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
08. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
09. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
10. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
11. Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.
12. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
13. Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
14. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
15. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
16. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
17. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
18. Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
19. Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!
20. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Potential & Reality

2005-05-11T03:42:00.000+08:00

Youngest son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'Potentially'and 'In reality'?"

Dad: "I will show you"

Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?"

Wife: "Yes of course, I would never waste such an opportunity!"

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1million dollars.

Daughter: "Waow! Oh my God!!! This is my fantasy!"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"

Elder Son: "Huh, Yeah, why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars!

I would never hesitate!"

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: "You see son, 'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars; but 'In reality' we are living with 2 bitches and a gay!!"

Car Names

2005-05-11T03:27:00.000+08:00

So is your dream car on the list?

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

Animal Abuse

2005-04-30T11:09:00.000+08:00

Dear friends,
A friend sent me this. Animal lover or not, I believe you'd never approve of such deeds. It's painfully long, 16 min... I only managed to watch til the 6th minute, with much pain & squirming of my eyes... until I finally decided I can't take it any longer.

Think about it, the life that He gave, human or animal life.. is from the same God. How can we view the animals' life with such contempt? If animal blood not blood simply because it's not human blood? Animals are not plants, they can feel pain.

with a heavy heart,
-shanestherting-

http://my.so-net.net.tw/sirwang/fur.wmv

REVENGE

2005-04-30T11:06:00.000+08:00

In the Bundeswehr (West German army) a company of soldiers decided to
have some fun with their company cook, a short, fat, very un-martial young man. So every morning before he woke up, one of them would defecate into his boot. The amazing thing was that the cook accepted this treatment silently. Every morning he would clean out his boot and go to work as if nothing was wrong.

After several weeks of this, the soldiers began to tire of the game; it wasn't very much fun because the cook never reacted, and they were
beginning to feel guilty as well. So they sent a delegation to apologize to him and promise to mend their ways.

The cook heard them out then said, "You are going to stop defecating in my boots? Fine, then I will stop urinating in your coffee."

HELL

2005-04-30T11:04:00.000+08:00

A computer gamer died was immediately sent to hell. As he gloomily
entered the infernal gates, he was amazed to find hell was a vast
computer laboratory with equipment beyond his wildest dreams. There were
machines of unbelievable capacity and memory, machines that could work
at speeds unheard of on earth.

"What do you think of hell?" asked the devil.

"Wonderful" said the gamer, "give me a few discs and let me try these
machines out."

"That's the hell of it," grinned the devil. "We've got no software down
here."

THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE

2005-04-30T11:01:00.000+08:00

~ If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

~ Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

~ The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

~ Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

~ A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

~ If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.

~ But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

~ If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

~ If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

~ Money talks. Chocolate sings.

~ Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

~ Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit.

~ If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

~ Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done

The Incident

2005-04-30T10:59:00.000+08:00

Hey Buddy,

There was a little "incident" at your house today while you were gone.
Please allow me to explain:

I was watching T.V. and I heard this beeping going off in the kitchen.
The first thing I thought of was the smoke detector going off so I ran
into the kitchen and checked everything out. By the time I got to the
kitchen, the beeping had stopped and I couldn't smell any smoke.

I went back to watching my movie and I kept hearing a beep every minute.
I knew that the type of smoke detector that you have is the type that
took a few minutes to reset itself. I kept watching my movie , and
about 10 minutes later I was really getting my self in a bunchy twitch
cause that beeping continued.

I paused the movie, ran out to the kitchen, unhooked the detector, and
went back to the movie.

The beeping continued.

Having a college degree in electronics, I knew that the capacitors could
hold a charge after the batteries were removed. About 20 minutes later,
I was really getting heat stroke because I could still hear the beeping.
And I got so mad, I went out and grabbed a pair of wire cutters and cut
the measly spud pocket speaker off the smoke detector and left it
sitting on the counter.

I sat back down and heard "beep".

Now I was hairless.. Just dang fuming. I listened to that hairless
"beep" about three more times, then I finally got a hammer and pounded
the ever-loving life out of your hairless smoke detector on the counter
(while I was pounding I heard "beep").

It was really getting me mad. I sat back down and resumed the movie and
sure enough "beep". I had the wire cutters in my hand and I went out
(curious to see what the heck could still be running it) and cut all
the little parts into teeny tiny weenie pieces, and put half into a
little plastic container and left half on the counter. I took half the
parts over to the living room thinking if it beeps I know it's these,
and half the parts I left on the counter knowing it would be them.

In moments I heard the parts in the kitchen beep. So I took them into
the living room and spread them on the table, staring at them, saying to
myself "the hairless part that beeps, will get smashed" Not three
seconds later, the parts I just had, now on the counter in the kitchen
beeped. I was furious. I thought to myself, (his smoke detector is
possessed). I brought all the parts into the living room and layed them
out on the coffee table. I was staring at them, just waiting for one of
them to beep so I could smash the snot out of it.

All of a sudden, I hear "beep", but it was coming from the kitchen. I
walked out there, all freaked out. I just waited.. and waited.. it
seemed like hours but was only 30 seconds later, I heard the mystifying
"beep" coming from your jacket. I looked in the jacket and it was your
beeper that you had left at home by accident. All I could do was take
my hammer and beat the ever-loving snot out of your beeper because I was
the one who paged you. {sorry}.

The salesman

2005-04-30T10:57:00.000+08:00

It was the old story of a salesman finding himself stranded in the
country and knocking on the door of the only pub in town.

"Well, we don't have a spare room," said the proprietor, "but you
are welcome to share with the little red-headed school teacher if you
like."

The salesman could hardly contain his excitement. "Oh thanks. I will
be a real gentleman."

"That's good," said the publican. "So's the little red-headed school
teacher!"

The illiterate immigrant

2005-04-30T10:55:00.000+08:00

Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and started a small business. It did well, and soon he had enough money to send for the wife and children. The work kept him very busy, so he never had time to learn to write, but the bank was happy to do business with him, even though his signature
consisted of two X's.

He prospered, he opened more stores, the kids were transferred to private schools, the family moved into a fancy house (with one staircase going nowhere just for show)...you get the idea. One day his banker, Mr. Smith, asked him to drop by.

"So vat's the problem?" Greenberg asked, a bit anxiously.

Smith waved a bunch of checks at him. "Perhaps nothing," he said, "but I wanted to be on the safe side. These recent checks of yours are all signed with 3 X's, but your signature of record has just 2."

Greenberg looked embarrassed. "I'm sorry about making trouble," he said, "but my vife said that since I'm now such a high class rich guy, I should have a middle name!"

Japan Meter

2005-04-30T10:53:00.000+08:00

A Japanese tourist came to the Philippines for a vacation.

He wasn't all that impressed by the country, of course. On his way to the hotel from the airport he was busy complaining to the taxi driver: "Bah, things here so slow!", he complained.

They passed by a train station and he complained: "Trains here so slow! In Japan we have bullet train. Travels from Tokyo to Osaka in just minutes." The driver said nothing.

They passed by the freeway and he complaind: "Traffic here so slow. You buy car from Japan and you drive slow. Roads too small! In Japan we have 10 lanes for cars, you have 5. The driver said nothing.

When they arrived at the hotel he asked: "How much do I pay?" The driver said:"That's 1,000 pesos." "1000!!!", the Japanese shouted in shock. "How come so big?"

The driver smirked and said: "Sir, taxi meter `Made in Japan' and
you're right - it is fast!"

Las Vegas

2005-04-30T10:51:00.000+08:00

* There's lot of gambling locations all over the US, but I guess the GrandFather of them all is still Las Vegas in Nevada. Some of the casinos there require you to wear a tie, even after you lose your shirt.
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* Las Vegas is a wild and crazy town though. All kinds of gambling is everywhere. I parked to go get some lunch, put a quarter in the parking meter and lost my car.
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* Keep your eyes out for crooked dice games though. In one shady out-of-the-way casino, I was watching one game for really big stakes. I got a little suspicious when the dice started leaving
skid marks on the table.
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* Las Vegas is also famous for its tall, shapely chorus girls. Due to the heat once, one of the girls fainted. It took six men to carry her out -- three abreast.
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* Not sure if it was the tension or the alcohol, but I got some bad stomach cramps. I went to a local doctor and after a brief exam he said, "I'll give ya five to one it's an ulcer."
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* You hear stories of people winning big at the slots in Las Vegas. Let me assure you that the only way 98% of the people are gonna beat those damn machines is with a very large hammer.
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* Even the busboys in Las Vegas were better dressed than I was. And if ya check around, you'll find out why too -- just last week, they were customers.
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* Still, all-in-all I'll probably return to Las Vegas some day. I was lucky actually. I understand half the population are former tourists who couldn't afford to leave.

The Excuse

2005-04-30T10:50:00.000+08:00

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor,
"Ray, may I borrow your axe?"

"Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup."

"What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

"Well," confessed Ray, "I admit it's a lousy excuse. But, if I
don't want to loan you my axe, one excuse is as good as another.

Bravery

2005-04-30T10:49:00.000+08:00

In the midst of a blazing battle, an officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly on the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier and dove back to safety.

"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."

"Warehouses?!?!?!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!!!"

Girls

2005-04-30T10:47:00.000+08:00

What is the difference between girls aged 8,18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

Coffee

2005-04-06T15:23:00.000+08:00

A young man just out of college - joined a big multinational company as a trainee.

On his first day he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

"No", replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"

The trainee shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"

"No." replied the Managing Director.

"Good!" replied the trainee and put down the phone!

Tech Support (Part II)

2005-03-26T12:09:00.000+08:00

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that male uses complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once Installed!

Also, you cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 does come with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, Do Bills 4.2 and Love Dove 6.9. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I highly recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system, forever affecting its performance.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Tech Support

2005-03-26T12:08:00.000+08:00

Dear Tech Support:

After great success with Girlfriend 7.0 last year I upgraded to Wife 1.0. But I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help.

Thanks,
A Troubled User.

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2005-03-14T17:11:00.000+08:00

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Horoscope Pictures

2005-03-11T10:37:00.000+08:00

Aries 3/21-4/19

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Gemini 5/21-6/21

Cancer 6/22-7/22

Leo 7/23-8/22

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Libra 9/23-10/22

Scorpio 10/23-11/21

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Aquarius 1/20-2/18

Pisces 2/19-3/20

Latest Update

2005-03-10T17:32:00.000+08:00

IT Fair ending on 13th March

The camera ShAN is interested in getting:
Creative DiVi CAM 316 All-in-One Digital Wonder Selling at $139 at Suntec, here are the websites on it.
http://www.mobilemag.com/content/100/336/C3688/
http://www.creative.com/products/product.asp?category=218&subcategory=263&product=11175&nav=2
http://technologyowl.com/p239-nc54-ni2568951

Love Letter

2005-03-10T17:27:00.000+08:00

http://www.cycnet.com.cn/englishcorner/special/love/letter.htm

LOVE EQUATIONS

2005-03-10T17:26:00.001+08:00

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Dumb man + smart woman = affair

Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A Lost Chapter of Genesis

2005-03-10T17:26:00.000+08:00

So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make.

She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

The rest is history...

Understanding men

2005-03-10T17:25:00.001+08:00

Men, summed up:

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Understanding Women

2005-03-10T17:25:00.000+08:00

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子

If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗

If you don't, you are good for nothing 不夸吧，说你笨蛋

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 顺她吧，说你气管炎

If you don't, you are not understanding 不顺吧，不善解人

If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 太浪漫，疑你老练

If you don't you are half a man 太规矩，魅力不足

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她，招她厌烦

If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 少去点，怨你猎艳

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，说你花心

If you don't, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺个心眼

If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，你太狭隘

If you don't , she thinks you do not love her 大度点，说你不爱

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 求欢吧，不够尊重

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 安分吧，不够爱宠

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 你晚了，她等得烦

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 它晚了，女孩特权

If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel 你访友，是你堕落

If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls' 她聚会，天性其乐

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 少亲她，你太冷淡

If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage 老亲她，便宜你占

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics 过街不管，道德有缺憾

If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics 领着她走，男人耍手段

If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting 你看别人，是挑逗风情

If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring 别人看她，是仰慕佳绝

If you talk, she wants you to listen 你要说话，它让你听

If you listen, she wants you to talk 洗耳恭听，她逼你开言

Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN' 上帝啊！为何拆我骨头造女人？

So simple, yet so complex 简简繁繁

So weak, yet so powerful 弱弱强强

So confusing, yet so desirable 我晕头转向，我魂牵梦扰

"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN" 上帝啊！求你告我怎么办？

Love and Marriage

2005-03-10T17:24:00.001+08:00

Love is holding hands in the street
Marriage is holding arguments in the street

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant
Marriage is Chinese take-out

Love is cuddling （拥抱）on a sofa
Marriage is deciding on a sofa

Love is talking about having children
Marriage is talking about getting away from children

Love is going to bed early
Marriage is going to sleep early

Love is a romantic drive
Marriage is a tarmac (停机坪）drive

Love is losing your appetite
Marriage is losing your figure

Love is sweet nothings in the ear
Marriage is sweet nothing's in the bank

Love is a flickering flame
Marriage is a flickering television

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws （麦杆，吸管）
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"

Man and Woman

2005-03-10T17:24:00.000+08:00

A man will pay $200 for a $100 item he needs.
A woman will pay $100 for a $200 item she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her
at all.

Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die than single men.

Interesting Definitions

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DOCTOR - A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you
with
his bills.

BOSS - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

TEARS - The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by
feminine power.

ATOMIC BOMB - An invention to end all inventions.

RUMOUR - News that travels more than the speed of sound.

CLASSIC - A book which people praise, but do not read.

DICTIONARY - The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

MARRIAGE - An agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and
woman
gains her
master's.

FATHER - A banker provided by nature.

POLITICIAN - One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence
after.

SMILE - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

OPTIMIST - A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a
river.

DIPLOMAT - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look
forward to the trip.

ETC - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually
do.

OFFICE - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

COMMITTEE - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide
that
nothing can be done together.

IT PROFESSIONAL - One who is paid for sending and receiving such
Emails!

Daddy's Girl

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Caren Begun's father was always full of surprises. When she was 12, he took her ice-skating at Rockefeller Center in New York City, and he surprised her by lacing up a pair of his own skates and hitting the ice. "There were things about my dad that I never knew, and that he could skate was one of them. He usually was this hard-core businessman, then he'd surprise me by letting out the little kid inside of him."

The most memorable surprise that Caren's father ever sprang on her was also the most devastating. In 1996, he told her he had been diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. When he died two years later, Caren was devastated. In 2002, to honor her father's memory, Caren signed up to ride in a 100-mile charity bike ride for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. She wanted to help fight the disease that took her father from her, especially since her stepfather also battled a form of lymphoma.

During her first training session for the ride, at a New York City gym, Caren met Daniel Begun, an avid cyclist who had biked the charity event the previous year. Daniel was back this year not only as a participant but also as a mentor, whose job it was to help first-timers feel welcome. When he spotted the cute brunette, he approached her with an outstretched hand and a friendly greeting.

From there, an easy friendship developed. The two began meeting once or twice a week for morning Spinning classes and found excuses to ride together during their outdoor training sessions. "I really wasn't looking for a relationship," says Caren. "But Daniel and I had such an open, comfortable way of communicating. I felt like I could just be myself with him."

About a month after they met, the two attended a potluck dinner honoring the cancer patients and survivors they were working so hard to help. Daniel asked Caren why she'd gotten involved with the charity. She told him about her father's death, then listened with sympathy as Daniel explained that his own father had died of leukemia just five months before lymphoma had claimed Caren's dad.

This shared loss would turn out to be just one of many bonds they shared. Both are Jewish, and both had endured the divorce and subsequent remarriages of their parents when they were young.

Because they had both lived with their mothers growing up, neither spent a great deal of time with their fathers. Daniel knew that he'd inherited his dad's "punny" sense of humor, but like Caren, felt that there was still more he would have liked to know about the man. "I've always been interested in science," says Daniel. "But it was only through conversations with my stepmother, after my father's death, that I discovered he had that same fascination."

"Talking about our dads with each other sort of opened up a dialogue about two people whom we both loved and missed a great deal," says Caren. "It triggered memories that we'd kept under the surface, and sharing those memories played a part in deepening our connection."

After completing four months of intensive training, Caren and Daniel were ready for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society's "America's Most Beautiful Bike Ride," a 100-mile ride through the hills of Lake Tahoe, Nevada.

As they approached the end of the event, Daniel turned to Caren and shouted out: "Should I bike ahead and take a picture of you crossing the finish line?" Caren's reply: "I'd rather we crossed together." With that, Daniel grabbed one of her hands off the handle bars, raised it to the sky with his, and the couple sailed across the finish line together.

"I jumped off my bicycle, my legs feeling like Jell-O, and I ran over and hugged him," says Caren. "It was very emotional because of what we had just accomplished and the reason we were there. And I knew then that Daniel would always be my biggest supporter."

Within weeks, Daniel confided to his stepmother that he wanted to propose to Caren, but that he'd have to save up money for a ring.

"She said to me, "Don't wait -- if you know she's the one, you have to do it now," he recalls. She then offered Daniel the diamond ring that his father had given to her almost two decades earlier.

"It meant so much because I knew the devotion my stepmother had for my dad," says Daniel. "When she was at his side in the hospital, I saw two people in love to a degree that I never thought possible. Giving us her own engagement ring affirmed that she felt just as strongly about my relationship with Caren."

Daniel proposed to Caren on September 6, 2002, on the eve of Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. In order to give their fathers due credit for the part they played in bringing the couple together, Caren and Daniel entitled their engagement announcement: "From Bicycles to Betrothal: A Conspiracy from Above." As a way of paying tribute to their matchmakers, and as an engagement present to Daniel, Caren arranged to have two trees planted side by side in Israel in their fathers' names.

And on their wedding day, September 7, 2003, the two men were present in spirit. Daniel wore his father's dress watch, and the couple exchanged vows under a huppah, a Jewish wedding canopy, topped with a prayer shawl that belonged to Caren's father. The marriage is proof that although Caren lost her father, his ability to surprise her continues.

"My dad always told me that he wanted me to marry a nice, Jewish boy," she says. "He wasn't able to make it happen while he was alive, but somewhere from above, he finally pulled it off."

Be a Great Kisser

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Create ambiance.
Try embellishing a room with warm hues by installing peach- or pink-colored light bulbs, or putting on a red lamp shade.

Gently hold his ears in your fingertips as you kiss.
This tender move shows your true affection. A practical benefit: It allows you to tilt his head up or down to the position you prefer.

Whisper sweet nothings.
Just because you're lip-locked doesn't mean you have to be silent. Saying something sweet right into your partner's mouth is a passionate way to communicate your feelings.

Don't be a statue.
Add motion to the moment by moving your hand gently up and down his back.

Banish bad breath.
One easy way: Eat an apple before you head out to meet your date. The fruit will freshen your mouth with a natural flavor. Or, if your plans involve dinner, ingest a bit of parsley post-meal (when he's not looking) to freshen from the inside out.

Be a tease.
Introduce variety with the "Teasing Kiss": Tell your partner not to kiss you for one minute while you take charge of the exchange.

Discard timidity.
Don't be shy! Open your mouth wider while kissing to really express your passion.

French kiss.
Men rank it the number one as their preferred type of kiss. To make it magical, be more active with your tongue. Move it in a circular motion, flick your partner's with it, or play tongue-chase.

Try Lip-o-suction.
Let him kiss your lower lip while you kiss his upper lip, and then switch.

Break the kissing monotony.
Pleasantly surprise your partner with a change-up in the intensity, tempo, or duration of your kisses.

Gals: 10 Tips to Be Better in Bed

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Men love massages.
Soothe his sore neck, arms, back, and legs with the sweet touch of your hands. "It's not necessary for you to lick me or give me a seductive massage. I just appreciate being spoiled once in a while," discloses Travis from Portland, Oregon

Make some noise but don't go overboard.
Nothing turns a man on more than knowing, or hearing, that he's turning you on. "If you're too quiet, he won't know if what he's doing is good or bad," advises Brendan of Poughkeepsie, New York.

Leave something behind.
When getting out of bed, drop a sexy article of clothing under the covers for him to find when you're gone. "I'd love if a girl hid something naughty in bed as a hint of what's to come," exposes Nikul of Philadelphia.

Don't fight the moonlight.
A dark room doesn't always mean he's not interested in looking at you. "Darkness accentuates features of a woman's body you wouldn't normally notice, like her soft skin or the shape of her eyes," says Sean of Plymouth, Massachusetts.

Become an alluring alarm clock.
Wake him up with a kiss on the lips or somewhere more daring. "Nobody likes to get out of bed in the morning. A surprise wakeup call can start the day off right," urges Angus of Seattle.

Wear his clothes.
Men adore silky nightgowns but sometimes seeing their women in a simple t-shirt or pair of sweatpants is even more tempting. "I love when my girlfriend wears my tank top without a bra," divulges Scott of Malaga, New Jersey.

Mix it up with music.
Stop listening to your same old romantic radio station and invest in some timeless mood-enhancers. "A really good CD, like Maxwell, Sade, or Motown, can set the mood," suggests John of Queens, New York.

Soften your skin.
Give him a silky reason to keep his hands all over you. "Shave it, wax it, men don't like excessive amounts of hair. And nothing's worse than touching a leg that feels like a dry, scaly alligator," declares Gabe of Washington, D.C.

Go easy on the hair products.
Let him get lost in the smell and feel of your soft, natural tresses. "Getting your hand stuck in someone's gelled-up hair is horrible. Leave the hair gel to the men," recommends Matias of Bronx, New York.

Take it slow.
If you're always in a hurry, take your sweet time in the bedroom. "Don't rush to the finish line. Guys like foreplay, too. Break out of your normal sex routine and explore his body," reveals Matt of Alta Loma, California.

This About Sums It Up....

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To impress a woman:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

To impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.

Balanced Diet

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A balanced diet is dark chocolate in one hand
and
white chocloatein the other

How fast can you type???

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Try this.. To test how fast can u type:
http://hannu.daug.net/letters/index.php

Pisces February 19-March 20

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Pisces in Love

Pisces is the mutable water sign and very much exist in their own
universe, tuned into the emotional, receptive qualities of life that
most of us cannot see, touch nor feel. In love they are dream filled
and romantic, full of enchanted visions and hopeful fantasies. They're
eager to share their thoughts and reveries when they feel secure,
understood and appreciated. Of all the signs Pisces needs the most
encouragement to feel true within themselves and to learn the validity
of their own thoughts and needs. They make the most delightful
companions and are generally soft, gentle and easy going, especially
if they have a role model to look up to within the relationship. This
is a delicate balance that Pisces learns to control as they go through
life as their projections onto their mate can be helpful if it
encourages them to motivate their own lives and resources but can turn
into tenacious co-dependency if the Pisces refuses to embrace their
own lives, needs and thoughts. They can be confusing creatures never
able to define their roles within the relationship and constantly
turning to sources outside of the union for definition and
explanation. This can slowly erode the bond between the
lovers/partners as the partner. A Pisces encouraged to find and
embrace their answers within themselves and one who has learned to
trust their own thoughts, feelings and perceptions make one of the
most loving, sensual and devoted mates their is.

Pisces Sexuality

Pisces sexuality is always wrapped around those inner worlds they
exist in and becomes an emotional experience that can take them on
voyages into ecstasy and passion. But because they do exist within
this world where things are nebulous, mystical and emotion oriented if
they are projecting outwards to find validity of what they are seeing
and feeling inside rather than combining the experience of the
physical intimacy with the thoughts and dreams they can feel
disappointed...or saddened. If they've learned to simply using what is
inside to inspire their participation in the literal reality based
world they can take their lover on their enchanted voyages with them
and create an exciting and enchanting sexual companionship.

The long-term story

There is a certain amount of inner strength combined with outer
strength that is needed when involved long term with a Pisces, as they
must learn to become their own sources of joy, inspiration and
answers. A weak mate who goes along with every Piscean whim or fantasy
is as destructive as a mate who cannot see the validity of those
things they are experiencing internally. One can create a union with
no solidity or reality underneath of it and the other can cause the
Pisces to further doubt their own truth and inner strength. At the
best the Pisces brings to the relationship a touch of all that is
universal and mysterious. They are dreamy, poetic and romance filled
beings that make life a true sojourn through the world of feelings and
passions. At worst they release any semblance of inner belief and
become attached to the partner or other form of projection in an
attempt to capture outside. What goes on inside. Positive Traits in
Love: Playful, friendly, spontaneous, open minded, caring, devoted,
liberal, understanding, tolerant, benevolent.

Negative traits

Erratic, undependable, self oriented, cold, aloof, mean, self
centered, unable to commit, judgmental, fickle.

What a Pisces likes

Romance, Feeling appreciated, Stability, Feeling needed, Mystical
settings/enchantment, Being encouraged to dream, Sharing
thoughts/dreams, Having their input valued, A role model, Feeling
loved

What a Pisces Dislikes

Feeling vulnerable, Feeling alone/unloved, Having no goals to project
towards, Feeling invalidated, Being ignored Crude/harsh behavior,
Noisy scenes/displays, Having no dreams, Having no sense of structure

Pisces Love Keyword

Mystical, enchanting, emotional, loving, devoted, reverent, creative,
confused, depressed, irresponsible, goal-less, lack of motivation or
push, co-dependency issues.

Aquarius January 20-February 18

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Aquarius in Love

Aquarius is the fixed-air sign. They are progressive, liberal
'thinkers' who also tend to hold onto their thoughts and ideals with
tenacity. (The fixed influence) They are generally more comfortable
with a friendly love partnership where they feel secure enough to
continue pursuing their many varied interests. They are hard to pin
down and even harder to get into a solid commitment but once there
that fixed influence makes them loyal and trustworthy companions.
Albeit with an eclectic influence. Aquarians adore friendships of the
impersonal type and usually have a revolving door of buddies. They can
be completely enchanted by any one of their new acquaintances and the
group they attract runs the gamut from the offbeat and 'odd' to the
powerful and the wealthy. Your Aquarian doesn't judge people by 'what'
they have rather by their principals and actions. Aquarians require
someone pretty secure within themselves as they are inherently self
motivated and need the freedom to pursue their latest ideal or whim.
Yet they can be focused and dedicated to a relationship, especially if
they feel accepted and understood. They delight...in delighting and
they regale in having a companion who is eager to explore the world of
thought and possibilities with them. Freedom fighters with a shared
cause build a bond that the Aquarian will guard with strength and
conviction. They are also tolerant, lacking in jealousy or
possessiveness and will over-look and understand all kinds of human
follies and mistakes from their partner. Once they are hurt
however.... their emotions go off with a flip of the switch that does
not ever.... go back on. Coldness is the opposite of Aquarians
enchanting friendship/commitment.

Aquarius Sexuality

Aquarius is the sign most likely to forget about sex entirely. It
isn't that they don't enjoy it.... they do when they feel comfortable
and secure.... but there are so many other things to explore with
their minds and so little time. When caught in the 'mood' they are
explorative, frisky and playful. They take obvious delight in the
attention their partner gives them. They can be extremely self
conscious about their bodies or their sexuality or completely
uninhibited and sometimes both. The bedroom becomes a playground to
further solidify the bond of friendship that the Aquarian needs in
their life and they are delightful companions when they feel good
about the union and about themselves.

The long-term story:

Lots of open mindedness, freedom to pursue their interests and
constant input to the friendship are the building blocks for
maintaining a long-term relationship with an Aquarian. Remember that
they are the rebels of the zodiac and if they feel they are being
controlled or ignored their defense can be to automatically rebel
against any incoming input from their partner. Their natural instinct
tells them to do the opposite of what is expected. They jump
wholeheartedly into their latest cause but can do about faces so
suddenly it takes ones breath away. It's important to have a 'go with
the flow' system in place and gradually the Aquarian learns to be more
vocal and explanatory about their thoughts, their movements and their
actions. They make dedicated and genuinely sincere and warm mates once
they commit and they possess the spark that can keep the friendship a
dynamic and ever growing platform to journey into eternity on.

Positive Traits in Love

Playful, friendly, spontaneous, open minded, caring, devoted, liberal,
understanding, tolerant, benevolent.

Negative traits

Erratic, undependable, self oriented, cold, aloof, mean, self
centered, unable to commit, judgmental, fickle.

What an Aquarius likes

Friendship, Freedom, Intellectual stimulation, Camaraderie, Surprises,
Companionship, Feeling understood and Emotional safety

What an Aquarius Dislikes

Jealousy, Possessiveness, Control, Ego plays, Narrow mindedness, being
ridiculed, Routines, and Fighting/violence Inequality, Being taken for
granted being understood (note: this makes the Likes list as
well...they're unique but you already know that)

Aquarius Love Keywords

Friendly, charming, open minded, liberal, accepting, non-judgmental,
playful, spontaneous, erratic, eccentric, undependable, non-committal,
aloof.

Capricorn December 22-January 19

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Capricorn in Love

There is a rumor that Capricorns are the best lovers of the zodiac
when they feel stable and secure and can see the long-term purpose of
the union they are in. The focused determination of Saturn as a
guiding light brings the same unequaled force into the bedroom and
into the relationship as they apply to building their life and their
security. Capricorn is slow to trust and even slower to love but once
their heart is given there is very little they won't do to back up and
support and love their mate. The symbolism of Capricorn is the Sea
goat...a useful metaphor is the ability to penetrate both environments
on earth.... water and land. Spiritually...they can conquer both the
spirit and the body. Love is nothing less than a goal and they are
capable of approaching it with the same dedication as they approach
any other important endeavor in their life. They are loyal, nurturing
caregivers and supporters at their best. Cold, calculating and
emotionally repressed at their worst. The realm of feelings is the
hardest plane for Capricorns to come to terms with as it is based on
an energy that they cannot control. Once they accept and embrace their
emotional beings they are human dynamos that add strength, conviction
and longevity to love.

Capricorn Sexuality

When they are secure within themselves and within a partnership they
can take their lover to the peaks of sexual mountaintops. They know
how to apply patience and dedication to discovering how to please and
their leisurely approach to getting to know a mates intimate secrets
promises that they possess an almost push button control of their
partners sexual desires. It is not the pure and raw driving sexuality
of Scorpio...nor the romantic and enchanting passion of Libra...it is
a combination of the human physical need for sex and the spirits need
to experience the height of a pleasure and to merge it into one. A
soul-moving encounter that brings the primal...into the spiritual

The long-term story

Capricorns require patience and dedication. They are often shy and
awkward in their emotions early on growing in strength and acceptance
the longer they stay within a union. They need to have a purpose
behind their actions and a purpose behind the relationship. They take
the initial investment of heart to the building of a long-term
commitment with the same serious intent that they conquer all their
mountains in life. They can be domineering and cold if they are not in
touch with their feeling centers Materialistic and self-serving as
well. Once committed most Capricorns stay committed as they are bound
to a sense of responsibility. It takes a lot to sever a serious
Capricorn tie but once it is severed...they can be vengeful and
hateful. They are not always the best judge of character and so let
downs and relationship break ups become personal mistakes that they
often repress and refuse to accept. They provide one of the most
secure and empowering bonds when they are completely in love.

Positive Traits in Love

Loyal, dedicated, patient, kind, generous, supportive, serious,
dependable, tolerant, attentive

Negative traits

Possessiveness, control, coldness and aloofness, lack of emotional
tolerance or depth, materialistic, narrow minded, vindictive, bitter,
melancholy.

What Capricorn likes

Loyalty, Feeling secure, Financial/material stability, Ambitious
mates, Feeling committed, making long-term relationship plans
Dependability, Reliability, Perseverance

What Capricorn Dislikes

Flightiness, Being bossed around, Crudeness/coarseness, Dominance,
Game playing, Ego displays, Extravagance Being challenged by a lover,
Indecisiveness

Capricorn Love Keywords

Loyal, ambitious, dedicated, focused, honesty, disciplined, severe,
possessive, controlling, cold, calculating

Sagittarius November 22-December 21

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Sagittarius in Love

Sagittarius treats love like any other adventure in their lives and
embraces the opportunities to discover new plateaus in the experience
of love, lust and passion. They are funny, charming, gregarious and
usually highly intelligent begins who make genuinely enjoyable company
and are captivating in their sparkling personalities. They have big
dreams and far reaching goals and they easily share what their minds
are experiencing often forgetting that for some words is meant to
become reality. Sagittarius is not always capable of bringing reality
to their words and such is the way it is meant to be. They infuse us
with inspiration and allow us to see all the possibilities in the
world around us. In close personal relationships that can often cause
troubles as they promise more than they can deliver.... or.... have
changes of emotions that put them into completely different mindsets
from one day to another. They are active and vibrant and expect their
loved ones to enjoy the same kind of physical adventures. They are
appearance conscious and their wit is one of their greatest assets and
they enjoy the attention of others. This makes them the natural flirts
of the zodiac and most of it is harmless and meaningless.

Sagittarius Sexuality

Like the other fire signs Sagittarius has a definite sense of passion
and a love of physical connections but for them it becomes almost a
spiritual experience...or another occasion to have 'fun'. The more
exotic the local or the setting the more inspired a Sagittarian is and
an inspired Sagittarian is the consummate lover. There's the sense of
a dare devil in them and they love walking on the risqué
side...playing with rules and regulations usually just nudging the
line rather than crossing it. They are attracted to far away places
and intriguing sexual imagery and fantasy is an important component,
as Sagittarius needs to be inspired to inspire.

The long-term story

Feeling trusted and free to pursue their adventures is a pre-requisite
to a long-term encounter with a Sagittarian. They use words as both
weapons and tools and can be either supportive and uplifting or
remarkably sarcastic and cutting and sometimes both in the same
breath. They are naturally flirtatious but usually bottom line loyal
and the more they feel 'understood' the more they focus on the
benefits of the relationship. Even stays at home Sagittarius will
enjoy adventures through the mind and if they are not physically
taking on life challenges for adrenalin rushes they are armchair
quarterbacks or avid game players. Their sense of competition is acute
and it is also one of the things that keeps them moving forward in
life.

Positive Traits in Love

Joyful, playful, spontaneous, generous, captivating, enchanting,
supportive, good-natured

Negative traits

Unreliable, fickle, sarcastic, temperamental, unable to commit,
freedom loving to the extreme, self centered, vain.

What Sagittarius likes

A sense of adventure, Honesty, Freedom, Intellectual compatibility,
Taking risks, Flirting, Socializing, and Feeling trusted, Active
partner, Daydreaming

What Sagittarius Dislikes

Jealousy, Possessiveness, Routine, Being doubted, having to explain
self, Control, Being forced to make promises Apathy/laziness

Sagittarius Love Keywords

Exuberant, charming, funny, far sighted, adventuress, adoring,
non-possessive, flighty, sarcastic, unreliable, self centered,
dogmatic, judgmental.

Scorpio October 23-November 21

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Scorpio in Love

Scorpio is the fixed-water sign indicating still waters that run very,
very deep. There is an intense and smoldering sexuality and sensuality
within every Scorpio as there's is the sign that rules lust and sex.
There are three very different types of Scorpio from the scorpion, to
the eagle to either the phoenix or the dove (depending on which
symbolism one prefers). Yet each will have a profound depth and
attraction to love and what accompanies love in their life. They are
passionate when they invest their feelings and life is never boring
with a Scorpio lover. They thrive when they feel secure and stable
within a relationship and enjoy the physical gifts of being in love as
much as the emotional ones. They are mysterious...always.... and
you'll never know what is on your Scorpio Lovers mind.... except when
it is being expressed through their passion. They are watchful, quiet
and dedicated mates who can be as protective of the ones they love as
they are of their own vulnerable emotions and feelings. They tend to
be the dominate one in any relationship even if it is done very on
inherently below the surface levels as feeling in control of a
Relationship is one of the ways they can invest their hearts. They
have a notorious jealousy and possessiveness that has been well earned
in Scorpio-Scorpios but which turns into an unequaled level of trust
and faith in the eagle and the phoenix/dove.

Scorpio Sexuality

Scorpio is the sign that rules sexuality and the powers of lust. But
their passion is only as deep and profound as it is because it is
connected with the ultimate gift of sex...life. And these are the
beings unafraid to face either life or death and that fearlessness
translates into their sexual expressions. They can reach the highest
highs or the lowest lows in whatever passion they pursue and they are
the most intense, uninhibited and dynamic lovers in the zodiac. It
comes with deep attachment and needs and a driving urge to come to
terms with the enormity of life.

The long-term story

Scorpios require a solid security within a relationship without
feeling that they have a doormat as a mate. This is precarious balance
and is learned over time. The longer a relationship lasts with a
Scorpio...the more secure it tends to become. They are naturally
suspicious (remember they feel and see things the rest of us work to
ignore) and with that depth comes the need for some equally powerful
self-protective mechanisms. Their insecurity and jealousy are by
products of self-preservation. Scorpios like to be in control and are
very seldom found in subservient roles unless they've opted to move
into that spot. They need passionate mates who can keep up with their
desires and they need someone capable of both maintaining a loyalty
and their own sense of individuality in order to keep the relationship
balanced. They are basically homebodies feeling most comfortable when
they are within their own domains. They despise being surprised,
embarrassed or humiliated and retaliate with swiftness...and strength.
Scorpios are capable of some amazing turn around and growth. Even a
Scorpio who seems entrenched in the scorpion phase can suddenly and
dramatically grow wings and sail up into the heavens. Never under
estimate their powers of rejuvenation on physical, spiritual or
emotional planes.

Positive Traits in Love

Loyal, supportive, protective, and generous with their strength and
knowledge, humble, quiet, unshakable, passionate, encompassing.

Negative traits

Jealousy, possessiveness, and obsessive, angry, suspicious,
mistrusting, secretive and unreliable

What Scorpio likes

Mystery, Secrets, Privacy, Trust/loyalty, Sensuality/passion,
Strength, Knowing where they stand, being acknowledged
Honesty/integrity

What Scorpio Dislikes

Surprises, Lying and deceit, Apathy, Being analyzed/questioned, being
'understood', Excessive compliments, Insincerity Being embarrassed,
Passivity

Scorpio Love Keywords

Intense, compelling, magnetic, sexual, sensual, intriguing, profound,
loyal, tenacious, possessive, jealous, obsessive, bad tempered,
secretive.

Libra September 23-October 22

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Libra in Love

Libra is the cardinal-air sign ruled by Venus. This means heart
processes through the mind. Libra is an active and sociable lover who
enjoys having people around them as much as their intimacy. They are
generally sensual and passionate lovers whose love of luxury and
beauty penetrates the bedroom and the relationship. They are the
peacekeepers of the zodiac and weigh all sides and situations equally
as such they often have difficulties in making hard and fast
decisions. This can be frustrating for their loved ones as they
vacillate between this and that...one way and another. Libra needs
attention and the company of other people and when deprived of that
they can sink into a very real depression and lose their inspiration.
They are people oriented and enjoy the stimulation of having their
loved ones and friends an active part of their life. This often
creates a problem when the lover feels no more important then their
best friend. Libras are all around charming and good-natured even when
they don't want to be and they can actively stifle any personal
complaints until they reach the boiling point. When a Libra has
allowed the scales to become unfairly tipped they often lash out
explosively. Surprising their mates who have come to see only their
gentle and peaceable exterior. Libras love romance and all of its
finest attributes from flowers, to poetry to love songs. They like the
accessories that come along with being in love and the state of being
in love itself...is often their primary focus in life. Whether it is
being in love with their life, their job or their person.....they want
to feel the connection of their heart. To their world and their mind.

Libra Sexuality

Libras generally prefer the romantic, tender and extravagant
extensions of sexuality and lust. They like the goodies, the romantic
gestures, and the love thoughts left in their morning mail. Love is an
idealized vision to a Libra and it comes complete with setting, tone
and atmosphere. They often are hesitant to speak their likes and
dislikes and it is important to coax them into speaking their minds.
Rough and coarse interludes are usually a no-no and the more
artistically pleasing and overtly romantic the better.

The long-term story

Libras need variety in the people around them. They feel most
comfortable and secure in peaceful and harmonious settings and wilt
when there is negativity or turmoil. The enjoy a partners receptivity
to doing 'stuff' for them, running errands or taking the imitative on
a 'couple' project. They have an amazing reservoir of strength behind
them that can be startling and they usually have remarkable minds
behind their beauty. They enjoy having a pleasing and pretty home and
a lot of attention goes into the process of making life beautiful.
Including ignoring some of the harsher realities and avoiding any kind
of actions that can disturb the peace or status quo They also have
tempers and when they feel the scales have become to unequal can
explode suddenly.

Positive Traits in Love

Demonstrative, affectionate, playful, sensual, easygoing, gentle,
fair, giving, receptive, Negative traits: Indecisive, self centered,
detached, temperamental at times, envious, dishonest.

What Libra likes

Romance in all of its glory, Harmony, Beautiful things, Attention &
admiration, having people around, Intelligence, Creativity &
imagination, Gentleness, Feeling supported

What Libra Dislikes

Criticism, Loud arguments, being forced into decisions,
Coarseness/crudeness, Confusion situations, Disloyalty, Lack of
enthusiasm, Apathy

Libra Love Keywords

Romantic, creative, artistic, loving, generous, pleasant, sensual,
indecisive, argumentative, envy and jealousy

Virgo August 23-September 22

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Virgo in Love

Virgo is the mutable earth-sign. There is movement but it is
controlled, thought oriented and grounded. Virgo is a mind ruled
person and they give their love slowly and with great seriousness.
They dislike overt and grand standing displays of attention or emotion
and will retreat inside themselves to escape it. They are a controlled
person and their emotions fall into that category. When their heart is
captured their loved on becomes a receptor to all the feelings and
passions that Virgo has been keeping inside. At times even more
expectations and conditions can be piled onto the lover simply because
they are now holding the Virgos cherished feelings and dreams. In love
they are devoted, loyal and nurturing. They have high
self-expectations and equally high expectations of their loved ones.
They adore strength especially the dignified and quiet kind. They will
tend to and take care of their loved one with diligence and focus...it
has become their 'job'. Love has to make sense for the Virgo...it has
to fit into their idea and ideal of what their life is about. Once a
lover has managed to slip into one of their dreams or plans the Virgo
will hold onto that picture forever. They will go out of their way to
make the union work and will spare no sacrifice in keeping it alive.

Virgo Sexuality

Virgos needs a certain setting, a definite layer of built up trust and
privacy to allow their sexual sides to come out and play. Cleanliness
is always important, as is the 'right' setting. Virgo is inherently
shy especially about their sensual needs but don't let that shyness
fool you into thinking there is no fire lurking below the surface.
They can become as devoted and focused on exploring their sexuality
with a trusted lover as they are about making their life work. They
have a completely uninhibited (yes this word applies to Virgo)
potential that is lust filled and yet still retains a sense of purity.
Virgos are notorious for their high standards in selecting a sexual
partner but once those standards have been met pure sensual pleasure
is the reward.

The long-term story

Life is orderly with a Virgo. Some may live in a messy house with
overflowing laundry and unorganized shelves but within your mate there
is some sense of strict control that is directed into some facet of
life. They are caretakers and need to feel comfortable enough to slip
into that role. They can nag and criticize but they usually have their
lover's best interests at heart. They don't mind taking on more than
their share of work and once committed they stay committed. They are
time oriented, schedule craving souls who cannot tolerate a late mate
or a scattered life energy.

Positive Traits in Love

Nurturing, devoted, uninhibited, caring, loving, sacrificial, quiet,
considerate, protective.

Negative traits

Coldness, inability to be demonstrative, calculating, hard-edged,
overly critical, judgmental, and compulsive

What Virgo likes

Feeling secure. Personal cleanliness. Routines. Loyalty Being pampered
when down. Equality Subtle displays of romance. Dedication being
active

What Virgo Dislikes

Tardiness Vulgarity Loud displays of affection. Personal untidiness.
Hypocrisy Weakness Complaining Idleness

Virgo Love Keywords

Loyal, loving, caring, nurturing, dedicated, devoted, cold, critical,
unfeeling, and self-serving.

Leo July 23-August 22

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Leo in Love

Leo is the fixed fire sign. Think contained flames- like a campfire
that needs constant attention to keep alive and warm. There is a deep
love for life and all of its possibilities...including its luxuries
and that love transfers over beautifully into how a Leo expresses
their feelings. Love with a Leo is like a magnificent encounter with
the sun. They are warm and supportive when their heart is given and
their affections grow stronger the more they feel that their partners
care about them and adore them in return. Leo's are dramatically
romantic and not afraid to show it. They enjoy pulling their loved
ones out into their world and radiate when they feel their partners
compliment some quality about themselves. Love becomes a thing of
luxury and the partner receives the abundance of their personal Leo's
attention, Lust and emotions. Because Leo's judge themselves on what
they have around them (hence their love of luxury) they can be too
appearance conscious at times and too critical of a mates qualities,
appearance or talents. Because they truly need constant input to
maintain their vitality they can sometimes become
self-serving...occasionally to a point that it becomes egotistical.
You'll find that love with a Leo is like no other love...and when they
decide to give you their heart.... they also give you every inch of
their soul. In this lies the Leo vulnerability.... when their trust is
broken they crumble. They, again, base their own self-judgments on
those they adore. Take away the loved one...and you've taken away
their own identity in many ways. When Leos feel let down (and it
usually takes a great deal) they either fall into an abyss of pain and
depression. Or they get utterly cold and without feeling. The lion....
in protective mode

Leo Sexuality

Leo's sexuality is as light filled and life filled as their ruling
planet, The Sun. They are usually full of showmanship and expressive
displays of attention. They enjoy the height of all feelings in life
and sexual pleasure is just another glorious field to explore the
luxuries of the body through. Leo's can be aggressive, passionate and
encompassing lovers with exotic tastes...remember it is the love of
life that inspires Leo and they can be wonderfully creative and
experimental, especially when they feel secure. They are as proud in
passion as they are in any other area of life and perhaps more so. The
more appreciated and cherished they feel the more expressive and
passionate they become.

The long-term story

Leos being fire signs are rather high maintenance partners. They
require attention, nurturing and pampering. A mate has to be
personally strong in them to enhance the partnership but also willing
to step occasionally into their Leo's shadow. Leos are protective to
the death for those they love and they are generous and expressive in
a long-term union that is constantly stoked and fed. Keep the campfire
metaphor in mind. Unattended it dies out...mistreated it flares into
unpredictable life and burns...but kept constant and tended it turns
into a life giving warmth that is undying.

Positive Traits in Love

Protective, adoring, playful, inventive, generous, supportive,
sensual, warm, joyful

Negative traits

Possessive, jealous, control issues, coldness, cruelty, selfishness,
egotistical, self-serving

What Leo likes

Feeling Pampered, Being noticed, being appreciated, Being the boss,
Dramatic unions, Mate with a love of life, Receiving gifts
Socializing/parties.

What Leo Dislikes

Apathy, Being ignored, Being criticized, Nagging, One up-manship,
Competition, Lying/deceit, Laziness

Leo Love Keywords

Expressive, demonstrative, engulfing, proud, sensual, adoring,
control, egotistical, self-serving, jealousy, coldness, and cruelty.

Cancer June 22-July 22

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Cancer in Love

Cancer is the cardinal water sign indicating that strong and rushing
feelings and emotions guide their actions. When they love they love
forever...period. Their extremely tough outer shell makes it hard to
truly get into their heart but once in the loved one becomes pampered,
adored and prone to being the intense focus of their feelings and
moods. A Cancer lover instinctively nourishes and dotes on the object
of their heart and can be all encompassing in all ways. Being
traditional and home oriented means male Cancers like to follow the
proper rules and ways to court, to fall in love and to make it
permanent. Likewise for females who tend to wait until the man makes
his move regardless of how strongly they may want to make a move. No
one can do love and give love like a Cancer can, but it is heart and
maternally oriented as opposed to sexually oriented and its worse
tendency is to be smothering. A Cancer who feels insecure in a
relationship is apt to become demanding: either sulking silently hurt
or verbally making it clear what is wrong and why. The outer shell
protects them from giving too soon and too often but those outer claws
(another Crab attribute) serve to hold onto a loved one with a
tenacious grasp that is almost impossible to break. Yet the true depth
of their feelings always drives their actions and the loved one almost
always holds a cherished spot in their heart even long after the union
is over. When it comes to protection...not even Leo can outdo the
fierce and loyal strength that a Cancer wields in the name of
protecting a loved one.

Cancers Sexuality:

Sex is not definable without emotions for most Cancers and they must
feel something with relative strength for their truest feelings to
come out in a romantic and sexual interlude. They are tender and
partner oriented lovers and more concerned with pleasing their mates
and feeling the returning emotions as nurturing proof of the partners
love. Sex for cancer is attached to all things, which mean security
and loyalty and truth of the heart. Their needs tend to fluctuate
according to their moods and emotional state as does their intensity
and their desire levels. In many ways sexuality is an empowered field
for Cancer as they are the zodiacs maternal nurturers it is the
literal act of sex, which has molded their 'job'. A cancer that is in
love and feels secure will intuitively understand that and will treat
it as the joyful gift it is.

The long-term story

In a solid, secure relationship a Cancer can easily support the
nuances of a long-term relationship as they naturally nourish and
supplement the changing nature of the union. On a lover's part it is
important to understand their emotional vulnerability and how they
cope with that through their built in defense mechanisms. Cancers are,
undeniably, prone to certain moodiness and such is the way they can
learn to bend and flow and give what is needed to nurture those around
them. The more a partner learns to enhance a cancers ability to detach
from what is going around them and to learn the truth of their own
power of emotional freedom the less this natural moodiness will
manifest in overt ways.

Positive Traits in Love

Loyal, supportive, nurturing, compassionate, caring, dedication,
faithfulness of emotions, tenderness, pampering, adoration

Negative traits

Possessiveness, jealousy, moodiness, volatility, control issues,
dependency issues, depression

What Cancer likes

Feeling appreciated, Sincerity, Tradition, Stability, Routine,
Loyalty, Commitment, Laughing, Feeling supported.

What Cancer Dislikes

Erratic ness, Sudden, unexpected changes, Insincerity, Being ignored,
Dishonesty, Not knowing how you feel, Being uncomfortable

Cancer Love Keywords

Emotional, fluid, nurturing, supportive, moody, insecure, loving,
loyal, tradition oriented, modest, generous, and sincere

Gemini May 21-June 21

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Gemini in Love

Gemini is the mutable air sign ruled by the planet Mercury and that
describes much of their lively and thought oriented approach to love.
They treasure being mentally captivated, excited and dynamically
active and the mates they choose tend to be friends, first and
foremost, and lovers second. Being able to share and discuss new
thoughts, new ideals and everything they conceive and learn is an
important quality they need to have in place within a relationship.
This is the talkative, communicative sign and their minds are
constantly sifting through information. As such they often speak
before they think and their words, usually not intended to hurt, can
fall flat when they fail to carry through on an intention or promise.
A lover often feels left behind and unimportant as the Gemini
discovers a fascinating new subject or person to explore and words
from the past become empty and hurtful. At their best, however, a
Gemini lover is the most fascinating, joyful and enjoyable partner of
the zodiac. When that is backed up by their own feelings of wholeness
and completeness (often the very thing they are seeking from a
partnership) they are dynamic and loyal mates.

Gemini Sexuality

Sex is a mind voyage for most Gemini's and they experience the height
of their passion through their thoughts and what the feelings mean to
them. They are open-minded and experimental, yet not necessarily
driven by passion to try out the new techniques and adventures, but
more out of the hungry curiosity that propels them to
simply...discover something. They bring their wit and laughter
directly into the bedroom and can be disheartened (and even shocked)
that their partners may not always go along with their sense of humor.
Their lust and their needs tend to come and go with speed and
suddenness and they can turn off as quickly as they turn on. Gemini's
seldom wait for anyone and that includes a lover who takes a little
more time to feel stimulated.

The long-term story

Gemini's needs friendship, companionship and a partner, who can share
their mind explorations and journeys as deeply as they need a lover
and heart mate. They generally need someone who is secure or open
enough to not feel threatened by their quickly changing interests or
whole hearted experiments but one who can also help them ground out to
penetrate one of their intrigues in depth. Because Gemini is a dual
sign they often project part of them when they are attracted to a mate
and the relationship becomes an external way for them to work towards
their merging of their two very different sides. This polarity creates
an intriguing and exciting spark in the beginning of the relationship
but can burn out once the Gemini has 'owned' up to its other half or
has grown bored and retreated back within self.

Positive Traits in Love

Joyful, good-natured, broad minded, experimental, radiant, friendly,
enthusiastic, flexibility, gentleness

Negative traits

Unreliability, fickleness, duality, insincerity, self-focus,
restlessness, critical and temperamental

What a Gemini likes

Intellectual stimulation, Ideas and thoughts, new trends to
investigate, Friends and socializing, talking, Sharing ideals,
Learning, Upbeat, lively mates

What a Gemini Dislikes

Routines and ruts, Feeling ignored. Being confined. Apathy. Being the
one to make all the decisions. Slowness. Being directed.

Gemini Love Keywords

Friendly, mind oriented, spontaneous, verbal, joyful, experimental,
open minded, enthusiastic.

Taurus April 20-May 20

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Taurus in Love

Taurus is a stable and earthy sign and their partnerships require an
equally strong and centered base. There is a definite serious approach
to life, which is held by every Taurus in one degree or another and a
partner who can at least understand this facet of them is important.
They make generous, loyal and extremely supportive mates when they
feel the relationship is true and secure but getting them to that
point generally takes a great deal of time and effort. Taurus
cherishes waiting, watching and being assured of something's value
before they invest their heart and feelings. They will retreat at any
sign of flakiness or instability and once a Taurus retreat getting
them back to the point they started at is difficult, if not
impossible. Although they are slow to trust and give once they do
their trust are almost a magical thing and very little can shake it.
Even when the generosity is not earned a Taurus deeply committed will
very often hold on to the smallest shred of hope that everything is
all right. As partners they are homebodies and enjoy their
surroundings and all things, which they can possess and embrace. They
intuitively collect and protect and their 'people' often fall into
this category. A Taurus expects loyalty and support from their mate
and also to be the boss in the relationship.

Taurus Sexuality

Earthy, sensual and caring are hallmarks of Taurus sexuality. For
Taurus sex is a natural, healthy and all-important part of their
relationship and they immerse themselves in it. Love and sex are one
and the same to a Taurus and it is only when firmly committed that
most can truly let go and enjoy. Bedroom Olympics and exciting kinky
escapades is not their cup of tea and they tend to hold onto their
personal favorites. But they believe in sharing their pleasure and
work diligently to make sure their partner enjoys the passion as much
as they do.

The Long-term story

Keeping it together over the long term requires a thorough
understanding of the Taurean ways. As a fixed earth sign they are
almost immovable, especially if they feel they are being forced into
something. Knowing their ways and encouraging any change ever so
slowly assures the relationship of moving forward and remaining
vibrant. It takes a great deal to truly anger a Taurus once it is in
love but disloyalty will usually be the ultimate factor. Yet as slow
as they are to attach they are equally slow to detach and break-ups
tend to hang on eternally. Once a Taurus truly closes its heart,
however, there is very little chance they will open back up.

The Problem Zone

In a relationship with a Taurus most of the troubles will emerge over
jealousy, possessiveness and inability to change. They can be
immovable forces when they so desire and if they have decided they are
perfectly happy with something exactly as it is no one can force them
to change. There is a tendency for them to see people they love as
cherished personal objects and this can turn into a very strong
jealousy factor. Letting go can also be a problem for the same
reasons.

Positive traits in love

Loyal, dedicated, generous, protective, caring, doting, understanding,
stability

Negative Traits in love

Jealousy, possessiveness, control, immobility, over-seriousness

A Taurus Likes

Feeling secure, Being pampered, Kept promises, Sensibility, Being on
time, Together time at home, Sharing good meals, Unhurried affection,
Commitments, Stability in a mate, Getting special gifts.

A Taurus Dislikes

Being hurried, being told what to do, Flightiness in a partner,
Unexpected changes in plans, loud, noisy party scenes, Careless or
unappealing environments, Forgetfulness in a mate.

Taurus Love Keywords

Loyal, stable, sentimental, sexual, loving, possessive, jealous, controlling

Aries March 21-April 19

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Aries in Love

Aries is the cardinal-fire sign, which translates into life loving and
highly energized and this describes their needs concerning love as
well. As a partner they make life exciting, albeit occasionally
tiring, and you cannot help but feel rather joyful and light hearted
when you're in their company. It's that blend of innocence (the lamb)
with pure power (the ram) that is so captivating about an Aries mate.
They don't understand the meaning of the word routine, however, and
boredom is the number one killer of Aries romances. Aries loves as
boldly and as strongly as it experiences life. From sports to personal
challenges Aries are usually not happy unless they are moving after
something. With Mars as their ruling planet oftentimes their entire
lives are about channeling and putting that immense power to work for
them. It's not uncommon to find an Aries firmly committed to a
long-term volatile arrangement that leaves those around them wondering
why they would stay. The truth is they often thrive on that kind of
intensity and it can do far less damage than existing within a
relationship that has grown routine and stagnant. When an Aries loves
they LOVE. The partner is hoisted up onto a pedestal whether they want
to be there or not and they become a treasure to be protected and
guarded passionately. The love of an Aries life often becomes the
driving motivation for their challenging goals and the phrase, "I did
this for YOU" is one heard in many of the best Aries relationships.

Aries Sexuality

An Aries sexuality is driven, powerful and almost a feat of
showmanship when they are truly captivated. Since Aries tend to be
action/goal oriented sex can become a series of higher plateaus
involving anything their fertile imaginations can conjure up. Aries
are the zodiac show-off and the bedroom isn't excluded from their
dramatic and captivating ability to get partners undivided attention.
The more appreciated they feel the more they invest in their
lovemaking and private boundaries exist only to give an Aries
something to leap over. Marathons of passion, spontaneous liaisons in
the most unexpected places and inexhaustible stamina are all part of
the Aries basic sexual make-up. The long-term story: Lots of pampering
and a lot of attention are needed with an Aries lover as they thrive
on feeling they are number one in your life. They love to do the
initial chasing and are usually not attracted to being chased but once
their heart is given you can't ever over-do your displays of
affection. While they can be jealous and possessive, you cannot show
the same qualities and any kind of clinging is a sure fire way to
drive them into new pastures Under all the Aries bravado and show is
actually a rather innocent child who simply wants to explore the
wonderful world around them and to be appreciated. The more encouraged
they are in either area the more exuberant they become.

Positive Traits in Love

Exuberance, expressiveness, passion, generosity, adoration,
protectiveness, adventuress, fun loving, creative and energized
lovemaking, and devotion

Negative traits

Temperamental, jealous, possessive, ego oriented, inconsiderate,
reckless, and fickle

What an Aries likes

Being number one, A positive attitude, A life loving comrade, A.
partner who has style or a 'look', Being Seen Getting gifts, Loyalty,
Being active together. Romance and dazzle.

What an Aries Dislikes

Being bored, Being chased, Sloppiness in a mate, Criticism, Anything
mundane, Feeling unappreciated, Feeling inferior, Losing, Having to
repeat things. Displays of insecurity

Aries Love Keywords

Dramatic, romantic, original, passionate, energized, creative, spontaneous

ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE ! ! ! !

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1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!!"
2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.
3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ......instead of ICU!
5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
6. You placed the refrigerator beside your computer.
7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car.
8. Tech support calls YOU for help.
9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."
10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.
11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
14. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago.
15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to. (uh oh...I've done this! LOL)
16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile.
18. You say......."Where did the time go??"
19. You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.
20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
21. .....You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
22. Your shoes are suddenly 2 sizes too small.
23. You think faster than the computer. <----Not difficult for me
24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ** kisses**.
25. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.
26. You're on the phone and say BRB.
27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.
28. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL ASAP".
29. You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.
30. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life.

光良 - 童话

2005-02-28T08:49:00.000+08:00

忘了有多久再没听到你对我说你最爱的故事
我想了很久我开始慌了是不是我又做错了什么
你哭着对我说童话里都是骗人的我不可能是你的王子
也许你不会懂从你说爱我以后我的天空星星都亮了
我愿变成童话里你爱的那个天使张开双手变成翅膀守护你

你要相信相信我们会像童话故事里幸福和快乐是结局
我要变成童话里你爱的那个天使张开双手变成翅膀守护你
你要相信相信我们会像童话故事里幸福和快乐是结局
我会变成童话里你爱的那个天使张开双手变成翅膀守护你
你要相信相信我们会像童话故事里幸福和快乐是结局
一起写我们的结局

Foreva Frens

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Pets

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My Sassy Gal

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Disney

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Msn Nick

2005-02-18T08:42:00.000+08:00

Hi guys and gals, I learn something new today that I would like to share with you people~!!

To make you MSN nick empty, press and hold ALT and type 160.

And there you go.. U can have a empty MSN nick~!! ^_^

-shan-

Esther Shan Ting

2005-02-13T00:03:00.000+08:00

S.H.E

2005-02-12T23:57:00.000+08:00

This is done with sand

2005-02-11T20:10:00.000+08:00

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sandsicaf.wmv

Wrong E-mail address

2005-02-11T20:06:00.000+08:00

Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where
they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic
schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the
husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife
flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There
was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email ad! dress,
and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in
Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He
was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives
and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and
fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now
and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared
for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope
your
journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!

Home Rules

2005-02-11T20:02:00.000+08:00

If you sleep on it ... make it up.
If you wear it ... hang it up.
If you drop it ... pick it up.
If you eat out of it ... put it in the sink.
If you step in it . wipe it off
If you open it ... close it.
If you empty it .. fill it up.
If it rings ... answer it.
If it howls . feed it.
If it cries ... love it!

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

2005-02-01T13:51:00.000+08:00

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I beshowing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son

THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

2005-01-30T01:01:00.000+08:00

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.

11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

19.. Procrastinate Now!

20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.

25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

30.. I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Lessons

2005-01-29T23:45:00.000+08:00

LESSON 1:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

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LESSON 2:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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LESSON 3:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The Morals of this story:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

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LESSON 4:
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions. " The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, " We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a Boss
- any asshole will do.

AIR INDIA

2005-01-29T23:37:00.000+08:00

Surinder's uncle was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place.

When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me
for food and drinks!"

So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher, who was curious about the food. "Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked.

The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, "Milk of India!"

The the uncle took out several pieces of chapattis and started feasting. "And what is that dish?" asked the curious American.

"Wheat of India!" replied the uncle proudly.

Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offered some to the American.

"What is it?" asked the American.

"Sweet of India!" replied the old man.

After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud "Pooooooooot!" from the uncle.

"What was that?" asked the American in disgust.

The old man replied coolly, "That's Air India!"

Didn't Recognise U

2005-01-29T23:26:00.000+08:00

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied, "I didn't recognise you."

10 Steps To Get 250 Mb Hotmail Inbox

2005-01-15T13:49:00.000+08:00

Follow the Steps Below To Get 250 Mb of Storage :

1. Sign in your Hotmail Account

2. Goto "Options" in your upper right corner of account

3. Click on "Personal" Menu and than "Profile"

4. In "Profile" change your "Location" to "United States" and State to "Florida" and "Zipcode" to "33334" and click "OK" and than "Continue" button

5. After Completing the Steps above click the Link Below:
" Click Here To Close Account "

6. Than click on " Close My Account " button... and your account will be Deactivated... Temporarily.

7. Now again goto " http://www.hotmail.com " and login your account...

8. You will see an Activation message...Follow the Instructions and activate your account...

9. After your account is activated you will be logged in your account with a Storage space of 25 Mb

10. Your account will be Upgraded to 250 Mb within 0-30 Days

Enjoy!

33 reasons not to post your photo on thet net

2005-01-11T11:19:00.000+08:00

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