Saturday, December 25, 2004

Todays World

This is definitely a sign of the times...


Only for the computer literate!


Modern romance
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Cyrus SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?


DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to
find out anyway!


Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a
chat room on MSN. Then set up a date via e-mail with
your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a
secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.


As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:


You've Got Male!

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