1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19.. Procrastinate Now!
20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30.. I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Sunday, January 30, 2005
Saturday, January 29, 2005
Lessons
LESSON 1:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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LESSON 2:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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LESSON 3:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The Morals of this story:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
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LESSON 4:
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions. " The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, " We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a Boss
- any asshole will do.
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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LESSON 2:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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LESSON 3:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The Morals of this story:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
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LESSON 4:
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions. " The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, " We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a Boss
- any asshole will do.
AIR INDIA
Surinder's uncle was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place.
When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me
for food and drinks!"
So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher, who was curious about the food. "Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked.
The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, "Milk of India!"
The the uncle took out several pieces of chapattis and started feasting. "And what is that dish?" asked the curious American.
"Wheat of India!" replied the uncle proudly.
Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offered some to the American.
"What is it?" asked the American.
"Sweet of India!" replied the old man.
After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud "Pooooooooot!" from the uncle.
"What was that?" asked the American in disgust.
The old man replied coolly, "That's Air India!"
When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me
for food and drinks!"
So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher, who was curious about the food. "Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked.
The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, "Milk of India!"
The the uncle took out several pieces of chapattis and started feasting. "And what is that dish?" asked the curious American.
"Wheat of India!" replied the uncle proudly.
Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offered some to the American.
"What is it?" asked the American.
"Sweet of India!" replied the old man.
After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud "Pooooooooot!" from the uncle.
"What was that?" asked the American in disgust.
The old man replied coolly, "That's Air India!"
Didn't Recognise U
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied, "I didn't recognise you."
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied, "I didn't recognise you."
Saturday, January 15, 2005
10 Steps To Get 250 Mb Hotmail Inbox
Follow the Steps Below To Get 250 Mb of Storage :
1. Sign in your Hotmail Account
2. Goto "Options" in your upper right corner of account
3. Click on "Personal" Menu and than "Profile"
4. In "Profile" change your "Location" to "United States" and State to "Florida" and "Zipcode" to "33334" and click "OK" and than "Continue" button
5. After Completing the Steps above click the Link Below:
" Click Here To Close Account "
6. Than click on " Close My Account " button... and your account will be Deactivated... Temporarily.
7. Now again goto " http://www.hotmail.com " and login your account...
8. You will see an Activation message...Follow the Instructions and activate your account...
9. After your account is activated you will be logged in your account with a Storage space of 25 Mb
10. Your account will be Upgraded to 250 Mb within 0-30 Days
Enjoy!
1. Sign in your Hotmail Account
2. Goto "Options" in your upper right corner of account
3. Click on "Personal" Menu and than "Profile"
4. In "Profile" change your "Location" to "United States" and State to "Florida" and "Zipcode" to "33334" and click "OK" and than "Continue" button
5. After Completing the Steps above click the Link Below:
" Click Here To Close Account "
6. Than click on " Close My Account " button... and your account will be Deactivated... Temporarily.
7. Now again goto " http://www.hotmail.com " and login your account...
8. You will see an Activation message...Follow the Instructions and activate your account...
9. After your account is activated you will be logged in your account with a Storage space of 25 Mb
10. Your account will be Upgraded to 250 Mb within 0-30 Days
Enjoy!
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Naughty Jokes
Got Stuck A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead.
Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her.
The guy says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he stacks the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat.
He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldnt because she didn't have any clothes on.
He replies, Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!
She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The clerk replies, "I'm sorry, I think he's too far in."
The Horny Guy This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?"
She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before."
So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.
A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years.
One day another man washes up on shore.
He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky.
The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. "Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts."
The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift.
He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper.
The second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!"
Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks. Once again the second man yells down, "Hey, I said no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband.
He's not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it.
The husband looks out from the tower and says, "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing."
The Retarded Guy A mentally retarded guy goes to a store. He walks in and says, "I wanna fob.".
The store clerk answers, "What do you want?" "Fob!" the retard replies. "Oh! a JOB!" says the clerk. "All you gotta do is buy me a gallon of gas, a bucket, and a cocker spaniel, then the job is yours." ofay," replies the retard.
The retard goes to the gas station. A young man is at the counter. The retard says "i want some ass" The man at the counter is bewildered. "What do you want?" "I want some ass." is the reply.
The young man, putting two and two together, realizes he wants some gas. so he gives him the gas and the retard leaves.
The retard next goes to the Quik-E-Mart. An old woman is at the counter. "I wanna fuck it." says the retard. "Oh my Lord! Why would you want that?" says the old woman. The retard points to a bucket and says "Fuck it." "Oh!" says the old woman. The retard leaves.
Next he goes to the Pet Shop. A young woman is at the counter. "I wana cock and spank it." says the retard. The young woman understands what he wants and, without saying a word, goes and gets him a cocker spaniel.
Well as it turns out, while the young man was walking to the place he wanted to work, the cocker spaniel runs away. He goes up to a man and says, "Hold my ass and fuck it while I get my cock and spank it."
Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her.
The guy says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he stacks the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat.
He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldnt because she didn't have any clothes on.
He replies, Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!
She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The clerk replies, "I'm sorry, I think he's too far in."
The Horny Guy This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?"
She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before."
So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.
A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years.
One day another man washes up on shore.
He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky.
The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. "Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts."
The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift.
He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper.
The second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!"
Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks. Once again the second man yells down, "Hey, I said no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband.
He's not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it.
The husband looks out from the tower and says, "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing."
The Retarded Guy A mentally retarded guy goes to a store. He walks in and says, "I wanna fob.".
The store clerk answers, "What do you want?" "Fob!" the retard replies. "Oh! a JOB!" says the clerk. "All you gotta do is buy me a gallon of gas, a bucket, and a cocker spaniel, then the job is yours." ofay," replies the retard.
The retard goes to the gas station. A young man is at the counter. The retard says "i want some ass" The man at the counter is bewildered. "What do you want?" "I want some ass." is the reply.
The young man, putting two and two together, realizes he wants some gas. so he gives him the gas and the retard leaves.
The retard next goes to the Quik-E-Mart. An old woman is at the counter. "I wanna fuck it." says the retard. "Oh my Lord! Why would you want that?" says the old woman. The retard points to a bucket and says "Fuck it." "Oh!" says the old woman. The retard leaves.
Next he goes to the Pet Shop. A young woman is at the counter. "I wana cock and spank it." says the retard. The young woman understands what he wants and, without saying a word, goes and gets him a cocker spaniel.
Well as it turns out, while the young man was walking to the place he wanted to work, the cocker spaniel runs away. He goes up to a man and says, "Hold my ass and fuck it while I get my cock and spank it."
Blonde Joke
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were convicted of a crime and sent to jail. Then they decide to escape, the brunette jumps up on the wall and then jumps in the bushes on the other side. The guards poke their heads around the door to see what the noise was so the brunette says, "meow meow."
The guards say, "Don't worry it was just a cat."
So then the redhead has to go, she gets up on the wall and jumps off into the bushes. Once again the guards come out and see what the trouble was and the redhead says, "meow meow."
The guards say, "oh never mind, just another cat..."
So then its the blonde's turn, so she gets up on the wall and jumps
off, and into the bushes. And the guards come out once again to see what all the noise is, so the blonde says, "Don't Worry, its just Another Cat!!"
The guards say, "Don't worry it was just a cat."
So then the redhead has to go, she gets up on the wall and jumps off into the bushes. Once again the guards come out and see what the trouble was and the redhead says, "meow meow."
The guards say, "oh never mind, just another cat..."
So then its the blonde's turn, so she gets up on the wall and jumps
off, and into the bushes. And the guards come out once again to see what all the noise is, so the blonde says, "Don't Worry, its just Another Cat!!"
Cinema
This is what I found in email:
Scary....
This is from a friend of mine who works in Plaza Singapura Golden Village.
He said in cinema 7 and 10 there will always be a little girl sitting at the first 2 rows watching movie during the first and last show of the day. Everytime when my friend clears the cinema after the last show or the first show he will always find either a doll or a toy car. and he will place these things on top of the exit sign, after that when the first show of the day starts again, both toys will go missing and end up at the same place again.
Another case is my experience. I was watching movie at cinema 10 it was playing The Unborn (thailand horror movie) i wanted to go to the toilet and went out the door i saw a little girl holding a doll went in to the cinema i thought she just came back from the toilet, so i didnt bother much. but later i realised the show unborn is NC-16 what is a little girl doing in there?!?
Then my friend who was working at that time came and told me the little girls is not inside cinema 7 today. Its the last show of the day a.k.a midnight show. Cinema 10 little girl with a doll.
I remember during my younger days, I have ever heard people mentioned before that usually every cinema, even though the show is having a full house, it is actually not really full house because there's always a row of seats that are intentionally left empty for the "special guests". I'm not sure if this "rule" still practise by cinema nowaday.
All i wanna say is:
I THINK THIS EMAIL IS CRAP.. I WORK AT THE CINEMA BE4.. THE REASON THEY SAVE THE SEAT IS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY NEED IF THERE ARE BOX OFFICE STAFF WHO SOLD WRONG TICKET.. NOT BECAUSE OF SOME RUBBISH LIKE THIS..
Scary....
This is from a friend of mine who works in Plaza Singapura Golden Village.
He said in cinema 7 and 10 there will always be a little girl sitting at the first 2 rows watching movie during the first and last show of the day. Everytime when my friend clears the cinema after the last show or the first show he will always find either a doll or a toy car. and he will place these things on top of the exit sign, after that when the first show of the day starts again, both toys will go missing and end up at the same place again.
Another case is my experience. I was watching movie at cinema 10 it was playing The Unborn (thailand horror movie) i wanted to go to the toilet and went out the door i saw a little girl holding a doll went in to the cinema i thought she just came back from the toilet, so i didnt bother much. but later i realised the show unborn is NC-16 what is a little girl doing in there?!?
Then my friend who was working at that time came and told me the little girls is not inside cinema 7 today. Its the last show of the day a.k.a midnight show. Cinema 10 little girl with a doll.
I remember during my younger days, I have ever heard people mentioned before that usually every cinema, even though the show is having a full house, it is actually not really full house because there's always a row of seats that are intentionally left empty for the "special guests". I'm not sure if this "rule" still practise by cinema nowaday.
All i wanna say is:
I THINK THIS EMAIL IS CRAP.. I WORK AT THE CINEMA BE4.. THE REASON THEY SAVE THE SEAT IS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY NEED IF THERE ARE BOX OFFICE STAFF WHO SOLD WRONG TICKET.. NOT BECAUSE OF SOME RUBBISH LIKE THIS..
Monday, January 10, 2005
Sunday, January 09, 2005
New Blog Infor~!!
NOTE
Have fun with our new interface~!! Hope you like it~!!!
-shan-
Thursday, January 06, 2005
Chance or Choice
When we meet the right person to love, when we're at the right place at the right time, that's CHANCE. When you meet someone you're attracted to, that's not a CHOICE. That's CHANCE. Being caught up in a moment (and there are a lot of couples who get together because of this) is not a CHOICE. That's also a CHANCE.
The difference is what happens afterwards. When will you take that infatuation, that crush, that
mind-blowing attraction to the next level? That's when all sanity goes back, you sit down and contemplate whether you want to make this into a concrete relationship or just a fling.
If you decide to love a person, even with his faults, that's not a CHANCE. That's CHOICE. When you choose to be with a person, no matter what, that's CHOICE. Even if you know there are many people out there who are more attrac tive, smarter, and richer than your mate, and yet, you decide to love your mate just the same, that's CHOICE.
Infatuation, crushes, and attraction come to us by CHANCE. But true love that lasts is truly a CHOICE. A CHOICE that we make. Regarding soulmates, there's a beautiful movie quote that I believe is so true about this: "Fate brings you together, but it's still up to you to make it happen." I believe that soulmates do exist, that there is truly someone made for you. But it's still up to you to make the CHOICE if you're going to do something about it or not.
We may meet our soulmates by CHANCE, but loving and staying with our soulmate is still a CHOICE we have to make. We came to the world not by finding someone perfect to love, BUT to learn how to love an imperfect person perfectly.
The difference is what happens afterwards. When will you take that infatuation, that crush, that
mind-blowing attraction to the next level? That's when all sanity goes back, you sit down and contemplate whether you want to make this into a concrete relationship or just a fling.
If you decide to love a person, even with his faults, that's not a CHANCE. That's CHOICE. When you choose to be with a person, no matter what, that's CHOICE. Even if you know there are many people out there who are more attrac tive, smarter, and richer than your mate, and yet, you decide to love your mate just the same, that's CHOICE.
Infatuation, crushes, and attraction come to us by CHANCE. But true love that lasts is truly a CHOICE. A CHOICE that we make. Regarding soulmates, there's a beautiful movie quote that I believe is so true about this: "Fate brings you together, but it's still up to you to make it happen." I believe that soulmates do exist, that there is truly someone made for you. But it's still up to you to make the CHOICE if you're going to do something about it or not.
We may meet our soulmates by CHANCE, but loving and staying with our soulmate is still a CHOICE we have to make. We came to the world not by finding someone perfect to love, BUT to learn how to love an imperfect person perfectly.
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
Treasure Now
Chinie is a typical college girl who enjoys life to the fullest. She loves her boyfriend so much and texts him every now and then.
JM is Chinie's boyfriend who works in a call center in Ortigas. He's always busy doing so many things. He only manage to reply to Chinie's texts when he got off from work.
One time JM receive a message from Chinie:
"hi baby! how r u? miss u! call me when u come home k?! tc! lov u!"
JM ignored the message because he always receive the same message whenever it is time for him to go home from work.
"baby, i miss u already! did u eat yet?! take care when u go home! ill be waiting 4 ur call. love u!"
"baby, where r u?! u're not replying to my msg. well, i'll be here waiting for ur call! love u!"
JM reaches home and lay on his bed. The last time he knew is tha he's reading Chinie's text. He was so tired he fall asleep and wasn't able to return Chinie's call. He can still hear his phone
beeps but he's too tired to take a glimpse on the message.
When he woke up the next day, he remember that he needs to call Chinie. He ignored the messages and dialed Chinie's #. No one's answering in her house. He called up her cellphone and he was
surprised that her father answered the call. In his voice you can feel his tears and hear his heart tearing apart.
"JM, why'd u call just now? Chinie's been waiting for u!"
"Dad sorry.i was tired so i fell asleep. i called at home but noone answered.wher are u now?."
"just wait for us at home" JM went to Chinie's house and much to his
surprised he saw a lot of people inside. The house were so lighted but you can see the gloom on every person you'll meet there. He was greeted by Chinie's mom on tears. She hug him tight and cried on his shoulders.
"Chinie was waiting for u. she didnt go out with us coz she was waiting for ur call. she was killed last night by some robbers who came in here. she's gone JM, she's gone"
"Ma,Chinie texted me last night.. how could that have happened?!"
JM can't look who's inside the coffin. He can't move and it feels like his whole body is stucked on the chair his seating. He wanted to cry but it seems that something is blocking his tears to fall
down. He turn to his phone and read the messages of Chinie.
"baby, ill be w8ing for u to call. i wont go out with dad anymore!"
"baby, im scared. i think theres som1 downstairs. pls call me already!"
"baby, they re here. wut f they kill me. pls call me. baby where r u? i need you here now. please baby i can hear them come..."
"baby.... i love you!..."
He wanted to shout and cry so loud. It's true that Chinie is waiting for his call. Up to her last breath she only thinks about him.
He stare at Chinie inside the coffin. Suddenly tears starts flowing down his cheeks. He can't say anything. The only words he uttered...
"My baby, i'm so sorry! I could have known, i could have fight for you! i'm really sorry! I love you so much!"
JM is Chinie's boyfriend who works in a call center in Ortigas. He's always busy doing so many things. He only manage to reply to Chinie's texts when he got off from work.
One time JM receive a message from Chinie:
"hi baby! how r u? miss u! call me when u come home k?! tc! lov u!"
JM ignored the message because he always receive the same message whenever it is time for him to go home from work.
"baby, i miss u already! did u eat yet?! take care when u go home! ill be waiting 4 ur call. love u!"
"baby, where r u?! u're not replying to my msg. well, i'll be here waiting for ur call! love u!"
JM reaches home and lay on his bed. The last time he knew is tha he's reading Chinie's text. He was so tired he fall asleep and wasn't able to return Chinie's call. He can still hear his phone
beeps but he's too tired to take a glimpse on the message.
When he woke up the next day, he remember that he needs to call Chinie. He ignored the messages and dialed Chinie's #. No one's answering in her house. He called up her cellphone and he was
surprised that her father answered the call. In his voice you can feel his tears and hear his heart tearing apart.
"JM, why'd u call just now? Chinie's been waiting for u!"
"Dad sorry.i was tired so i fell asleep. i called at home but noone answered.wher are u now?."
"just wait for us at home" JM went to Chinie's house and much to his
surprised he saw a lot of people inside. The house were so lighted but you can see the gloom on every person you'll meet there. He was greeted by Chinie's mom on tears. She hug him tight and cried on his shoulders.
"Chinie was waiting for u. she didnt go out with us coz she was waiting for ur call. she was killed last night by some robbers who came in here. she's gone JM, she's gone"
"Ma,Chinie texted me last night.. how could that have happened?!"
JM can't look who's inside the coffin. He can't move and it feels like his whole body is stucked on the chair his seating. He wanted to cry but it seems that something is blocking his tears to fall
down. He turn to his phone and read the messages of Chinie.
"baby, ill be w8ing for u to call. i wont go out with dad anymore!"
"baby, im scared. i think theres som1 downstairs. pls call me already!"
"baby, they re here. wut f they kill me. pls call me. baby where r u? i need you here now. please baby i can hear them come..."
"baby.... i love you!..."
He wanted to shout and cry so loud. It's true that Chinie is waiting for his call. Up to her last breath she only thinks about him.
He stare at Chinie inside the coffin. Suddenly tears starts flowing down his cheeks. He can't say anything. The only words he uttered...
"My baby, i'm so sorry! I could have known, i could have fight for you! i'm really sorry! I love you so much!"
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