Interesting Definitions

DOCTOR - A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you
with
his bills.

BOSS - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

TEARS - The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by
feminine power.

ATOMIC BOMB - An invention to end all inventions.

RUMOUR - News that travels more than the speed of sound.

CLASSIC - A book which people praise, but do not read.

DICTIONARY - The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

MARRIAGE - An agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and
woman
gains her
master's.

FATHER - A banker provided by nature.

POLITICIAN - One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence
after.

SMILE - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

OPTIMIST - A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a
river.

DIPLOMAT - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look
forward to the trip.

ETC - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually
do.

OFFICE - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

COMMITTEE - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide
that
nothing can be done together.

IT PROFESSIONAL - One who is paid for sending and receiving such
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