A Japanese tourist came to the Philippines for a vacation.
He wasn't all that impressed by the country, of course. On his way to the hotel from the airport he was busy complaining to the taxi driver: "Bah, things here so slow!", he complained.
They passed by a train station and he complained: "Trains here so slow! In Japan we have bullet train. Travels from Tokyo to Osaka in just minutes." The driver said nothing.
They passed by the freeway and he complaind: "Traffic here so slow. You buy car from Japan and you drive slow. Roads too small! In Japan we have 10 lanes for cars, you have 5. The driver said nothing.
When they arrived at the hotel he asked: "How much do I pay?" The driver said:"That's 1,000 pesos." "1000!!!", the Japanese shouted in shock. "How come so big?"
The driver smirked and said: "Sir, taxi meter `Made in Japan' and
you're right - it is fast!"
Saturday, April 30, 2005
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