Remember, I will still be here
As long as you hold me, in your memory
Remember, when your dreams have ended
Time can be transcended
Just remember me
I am the one star that keeps burning, so brightly,
It is the last light, to fade into the rising sun
I'm with you
Whenever you tell, my story
Remember, I will still be here
As long as you hold me, in your memory
Remember me
I am the one voice in the cold wind, that whispers
And if you listen, you'll hear me call across the sky
As long as I still can reach out, and touch you
Then I will never die
Remember, I'll never leave you
If you will only
Remember me
Remember me...
Remember, I will still be here
As long as you hold me
In your memory
Remember, when your dreams have ended
Time can be transcended
I live forever
Remember me
Remember me
Remember... me...
Monday, November 29, 2004
Sunday, November 28, 2004
Carry Me
On my wedding day, I carried my wife in my arms. The bridal car stopped in front of our one-room flat. My buddies insisted that I carry her out of the car in my arms. So I carried her into our home. She was then plump and shy. I was a strong and happy bridegroom.
This was the scene of ten years ago.
The following days were as simple as a cup of pure water: we had a kid, I went into business and tried to make more money. When the assets were steadily increasing, the affections between us seemed to ebb.
She was a civil servant. Every morning we left home together and got home almost at the same time. Our kid was studying in a boarding school. Our marriage life seemed to be enviably happy. But the calm life was more likely to be affected by unpredictable changes.
Dew came into my life.
It was a sunny day. I stood on a spacious balcony. Dew hugged me from behind. My heart once again was immersed in her stream of love. This was the apartment I bought for her. Dew said, You are the kind of man who best draws girls. Her words suddenly reminded me of my wife. When we just married, my wife said, Men like you, once successful, will be very attractive to girls. Thinking of this, I became somewhat hesitant. I knew I had betrayed my wife. But I couldn' t help doing so.
I moved Dew's hands aside and said, You go to select some furniture, O.K.? I 've got something to do in the company. Obviously she was unhappy, because I had promised her to go and see with her. At the moment, the idea of divorce became clearer in my mind although it used to be something impossible to me.
However, I found it rather difficult to tell my wife about it. No matter how mildly I mentioned it to her, she would be deeply hurt. Honestly, she was a good wife. Every evening she was busy preparing dinner. I was sitting in front of the TV. The dinner was ready soon. Then we watched TV together. Or, I was lounging before the computer, visualizing Dew's body. This was the means of my entertainment.
One day I said to her in a slight joking way, suppose we divorce, what will you do? She stared at me for a few seconds without a word. Apparently she believed that divorce was something too far away from her.
I couldn' t imagine how she would react once she got to know I was serious. When my wife went to my office, Dew had just stepped out. Almost all the staff looked at my wife with a sympathetic eye and tried to hide something while talking with her. She seemed to have got some hint. She gently smiled at my subordinates. But I read some hurt in her eyes.
Once again, Dew said to me, Divorce her, O.K.? Then we live together. I nodded. I knew I could not hesitate any more.
When my wife served the last dish, I held her hand. I 've got something to tell you, I said. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn' t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want to divorce. I raised a serious topic calmly.
She didn t seem to be much annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I'm serious. I avoided her question. This so-called answer turned her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! . At that night, we didn t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer, because my heart had gone to Dew.
With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. I felt a pain in my heart.
The woman who had been living ten years with me would become a stranger one day. But I could not take back what I had said.
Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer.
A late night, I came back home after entertaining my clients. I saw her writing something at the table. I fell asleep fast. When I woke up, I found she was still there. I turned over and was asleep again.
She brought up her divorce conditions: she didn t want anything from me, but I was supposed to give her one month's time before divorce, and in the month's time we must live as normal life as possible. Her reason was simple: our son would finish his summer vacation a month later and she didn't want him to see our marriage was broken.
She passed me the agreement she drafted, and then asked me, Do you still remember how I entered our bridal room on the wedding day?
This question suddenly brought back all those wonderful memories to me. I nodded and said, I remember . You carried me in your arms , she continued, so, I have a requirement, that is, you carry me out in your arms on the day when we divorce.
From now to the end of this month, you must carry me out from the bedroom to the door every morning.
I accepted with a smile. I knew she missed those sweet days and wished to end her marriage with a romantic form.
I told Dew about my wife s divorce conditions. She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she does, she has to face the result of divorce, she said scornfully. Her words more or less made me feel uncomfortable.
My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. We even treated each other as a stranger. So when I carried her out for the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly, Let us start from today, don t tell our son.
I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for bus, I drove to office.
On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. We were so close that I could smell the fragrance of her blouse.
I realized that I hadn' t looked at this intimate woman carefully for a long time. I found she was not young any more. There were some fine wrinkles on her face.
On the third day, she whispered to me, The outside garden is being demolished. Be careful when you pass there.
On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I seemed to feel that we were still an intimate couple and I was holding my sweetheart in my arms. The visualization of Dew became more vague.
On the fifth and sixth day, she kept reminding me something, such as, where she put the ironed shirts, I should be careful while cooking, etc. I nodded. The sense of intimacy was even stronger.
I didn t tell Dew about this.
I felt it was easier to carry her. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger. I said to her, It seems not difficult to carry you now.
She was picking her dresses. I was waiting to carry her out. She tried quite a few but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, All my dresses have grown fatter.
I smiled. But I suddenly realized that it was because she was thinner that I could carry her more easily, not because I was stronger. I knew she had buried all the bitterness in her heart. Again, I felt a sense of pain. Subconsciously I reached out a hand to touch her head.
Our son came in at the moment. Dad, it's time to carry mum out. He said.
To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had been an essential part of his life. She gestured our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face because I was afraid I would change my mind at the last minute. I held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway.
Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly, as if we came back to our wedding day. But her much lighter weight made me sad.
On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. She said, Actually I hope you will hold me in your arms until we are old. I held her tightly and said, Both you and I didn t notice that our life was lack of such intimacy.
I jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my decision. I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door. I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I won't divorce. I'm serious.
My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn t value the details of life, not because we didn t love each other any more.
Now I understand that since I carried her into the home, she gave birth to our child, I am supposed to hold her until I am old. So I have to say sorry to you.
Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears.
I walked downstairs and drove to the office.
When I passed the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet for my wife which was her favourite. The salesgirl asked me to write the greeting words on the card. I smiled and wrote, I 'll carry you out every morning until we are old.
To those who are married or attached, keep the love for your gf/bf/wife/husband going!
To those who are not, juz enjoy this lovely story and hope you'll find that special someone soon
This was the scene of ten years ago.
The following days were as simple as a cup of pure water: we had a kid, I went into business and tried to make more money. When the assets were steadily increasing, the affections between us seemed to ebb.
She was a civil servant. Every morning we left home together and got home almost at the same time. Our kid was studying in a boarding school. Our marriage life seemed to be enviably happy. But the calm life was more likely to be affected by unpredictable changes.
Dew came into my life.
It was a sunny day. I stood on a spacious balcony. Dew hugged me from behind. My heart once again was immersed in her stream of love. This was the apartment I bought for her. Dew said, You are the kind of man who best draws girls. Her words suddenly reminded me of my wife. When we just married, my wife said, Men like you, once successful, will be very attractive to girls. Thinking of this, I became somewhat hesitant. I knew I had betrayed my wife. But I couldn' t help doing so.
I moved Dew's hands aside and said, You go to select some furniture, O.K.? I 've got something to do in the company. Obviously she was unhappy, because I had promised her to go and see with her. At the moment, the idea of divorce became clearer in my mind although it used to be something impossible to me.
However, I found it rather difficult to tell my wife about it. No matter how mildly I mentioned it to her, she would be deeply hurt. Honestly, she was a good wife. Every evening she was busy preparing dinner. I was sitting in front of the TV. The dinner was ready soon. Then we watched TV together. Or, I was lounging before the computer, visualizing Dew's body. This was the means of my entertainment.
One day I said to her in a slight joking way, suppose we divorce, what will you do? She stared at me for a few seconds without a word. Apparently she believed that divorce was something too far away from her.
I couldn' t imagine how she would react once she got to know I was serious. When my wife went to my office, Dew had just stepped out. Almost all the staff looked at my wife with a sympathetic eye and tried to hide something while talking with her. She seemed to have got some hint. She gently smiled at my subordinates. But I read some hurt in her eyes.
Once again, Dew said to me, Divorce her, O.K.? Then we live together. I nodded. I knew I could not hesitate any more.
When my wife served the last dish, I held her hand. I 've got something to tell you, I said. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn' t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want to divorce. I raised a serious topic calmly.
She didn t seem to be much annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I'm serious. I avoided her question. This so-called answer turned her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! . At that night, we didn t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer, because my heart had gone to Dew.
With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. I felt a pain in my heart.
The woman who had been living ten years with me would become a stranger one day. But I could not take back what I had said.
Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer.
A late night, I came back home after entertaining my clients. I saw her writing something at the table. I fell asleep fast. When I woke up, I found she was still there. I turned over and was asleep again.
She brought up her divorce conditions: she didn t want anything from me, but I was supposed to give her one month's time before divorce, and in the month's time we must live as normal life as possible. Her reason was simple: our son would finish his summer vacation a month later and she didn't want him to see our marriage was broken.
She passed me the agreement she drafted, and then asked me, Do you still remember how I entered our bridal room on the wedding day?
This question suddenly brought back all those wonderful memories to me. I nodded and said, I remember . You carried me in your arms , she continued, so, I have a requirement, that is, you carry me out in your arms on the day when we divorce.
From now to the end of this month, you must carry me out from the bedroom to the door every morning.
I accepted with a smile. I knew she missed those sweet days and wished to end her marriage with a romantic form.
I told Dew about my wife s divorce conditions. She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she does, she has to face the result of divorce, she said scornfully. Her words more or less made me feel uncomfortable.
My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. We even treated each other as a stranger. So when I carried her out for the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly, Let us start from today, don t tell our son.
I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for bus, I drove to office.
On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. We were so close that I could smell the fragrance of her blouse.
I realized that I hadn' t looked at this intimate woman carefully for a long time. I found she was not young any more. There were some fine wrinkles on her face.
On the third day, she whispered to me, The outside garden is being demolished. Be careful when you pass there.
On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I seemed to feel that we were still an intimate couple and I was holding my sweetheart in my arms. The visualization of Dew became more vague.
On the fifth and sixth day, she kept reminding me something, such as, where she put the ironed shirts, I should be careful while cooking, etc. I nodded. The sense of intimacy was even stronger.
I didn t tell Dew about this.
I felt it was easier to carry her. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger. I said to her, It seems not difficult to carry you now.
She was picking her dresses. I was waiting to carry her out. She tried quite a few but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, All my dresses have grown fatter.
I smiled. But I suddenly realized that it was because she was thinner that I could carry her more easily, not because I was stronger. I knew she had buried all the bitterness in her heart. Again, I felt a sense of pain. Subconsciously I reached out a hand to touch her head.
Our son came in at the moment. Dad, it's time to carry mum out. He said.
To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had been an essential part of his life. She gestured our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face because I was afraid I would change my mind at the last minute. I held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway.
Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly, as if we came back to our wedding day. But her much lighter weight made me sad.
On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. She said, Actually I hope you will hold me in your arms until we are old. I held her tightly and said, Both you and I didn t notice that our life was lack of such intimacy.
I jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my decision. I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door. I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I won't divorce. I'm serious.
My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn t value the details of life, not because we didn t love each other any more.
Now I understand that since I carried her into the home, she gave birth to our child, I am supposed to hold her until I am old. So I have to say sorry to you.
Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears.
I walked downstairs and drove to the office.
When I passed the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet for my wife which was her favourite. The salesgirl asked me to write the greeting words on the card. I smiled and wrote, I 'll carry you out every morning until we are old.
To those who are married or attached, keep the love for your gf/bf/wife/husband going!
To those who are not, juz enjoy this lovely story and hope you'll find that special someone soon
Friday, November 19, 2004
Escape Club - I'll be there
Over Mountains
over Trees
over Oceans
over Seas
across the desert
I'll be there
in a whisper on the wind
on the smile of a new friend
just think of me
And I'll be there
Don't be afraid, oh my love
I'll be watching you from above
And I'd give all the world tonight,
to be with you
Because I'm on your side,
And I still care
I may have died,
but I've gone nowhere
Just think of me,
And I'll be there
On the edge of a waking dream
over Rivers
over Streams
through Wind and Rain
I'll be there
Across the wide and open sky
thousands of miles I'd fly
to be with you
I'll be there
Don't be afraid, oh my love
I'll be watching you from above
And I'd give all the world tonight,
to be with you
Because I'm on your side,
And I still care
I may have died,
but I've gone nowhere
Just think of me,
And I'll be there
In the breath of a wind that sighs
oh, there's no need to cry
Just think of me,
And I'll be there
over Trees
over Oceans
over Seas
across the desert
I'll be there
in a whisper on the wind
on the smile of a new friend
just think of me
And I'll be there
Don't be afraid, oh my love
I'll be watching you from above
And I'd give all the world tonight,
to be with you
Because I'm on your side,
And I still care
I may have died,
but I've gone nowhere
Just think of me,
And I'll be there
On the edge of a waking dream
over Rivers
over Streams
through Wind and Rain
I'll be there
Across the wide and open sky
thousands of miles I'd fly
to be with you
I'll be there
Don't be afraid, oh my love
I'll be watching you from above
And I'd give all the world tonight,
to be with you
Because I'm on your side,
And I still care
I may have died,
but I've gone nowhere
Just think of me,
And I'll be there
In the breath of a wind that sighs
oh, there's no need to cry
Just think of me,
And I'll be there
Thursday, November 18, 2004
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
Friendship Quote
Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow ~ Don't walk behind me, I may not lead ~ Just walk beside me and be my friend.
My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
Hold a true friend with both your hands.
Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
A friend is a gift you give yourself.
There are no such things as strangers, only friends we haven't met yet.
Odd how much it hurts when a friend moves away - and leaves behind only silence.
My best friend is the one that brings out the best in me.
Life withougt a friend is death without a witness.
A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself.
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship never.
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Real friendship is shown in times of trouble; prosperity is full of friends.
No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy.
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship.
The most deadly fruit is borne by the hatred which one grafts on an extinguished friendship.
To me, fair friend, you never can be old
For as you were when first your eye I eyed,
Such seems your beauty still.
Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow ~ Don't walk behind me, I may not lead ~ Just walk beside me and be my friend.
My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
Hold a true friend with both your hands.
Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
A friend is a gift you give yourself.
There are no such things as strangers, only friends we haven't met yet.
Odd how much it hurts when a friend moves away - and leaves behind only silence.
My best friend is the one that brings out the best in me.
Life withougt a friend is death without a witness.
A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself.
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship never.
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Real friendship is shown in times of trouble; prosperity is full of friends.
No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy.
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship.
The most deadly fruit is borne by the hatred which one grafts on an extinguished friendship.
To me, fair friend, you never can be old
For as you were when first your eye I eyed,
Such seems your beauty still.
Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
Love's Curse
She couldn't stand the silence,
She couldn't stand the tears,
She couldn't stand her life,
After only sixteen years.
He was her entire world,
She gave him all she possessed,
He did the same in return,
They were thought to be obsessed.
Their love couldn't be reached,
Couldn't be touched by any other,
They were all they needed,
They only wanted each other.
From two they became one,
They made each other whole,
They filled each other's voids,
They filled each other's souls.
Everything was perfect,
Everything was great,
Till one damning day,
They were told they'd have to wait.
Her parents were moving her,
To a distant place,
They'd be torn apart,
Couldn't see each other's face.
They swore they'd make it work,
Vowed to stay together,
Didn't care about the distance,
They'd be together forever.
She gave it all she had,
She did her very best,
But he still slipped away,
He didn't pass the test.
While she was thinking of him,
He had found another,
He said he couldn't do it,
He talked it over with his mother.
She was devastated,
Her heart was torn straight out,
She'd been such a fool,
She should have listened to her doubt.
From then on they stopped talking,
Never spoke again,
While he was with his new girl,
She was dreaming of him.
Every day she'd cry,
She tried to fight off all the pain,
But the hurting never stopped,
Just shot through every vein.
Months went by since the ending,
But she only grew worse,
She couldn't accept what happened,
This was love's curse.
It finally overtook her,
She couldn't stand it anymore,
She grabbed a picture of him,
And snuck out the front door.
She walked into the woods,
Found a secluded place,
Kept thinking of the past,
And how she'd been replaced.
Hours later she was found,
In a pool of her blood,
And beside her they found,
His picture in the mud.
On the back read her reason,
Why she took her life,
What he did to her,
It seemed he had held the knife.
Though physically he didn't kill her,
He tore her soul apart,
It was obvious how she did,
It was from a broken heart.
She couldn't stand the tears,
She couldn't stand her life,
After only sixteen years.
He was her entire world,
She gave him all she possessed,
He did the same in return,
They were thought to be obsessed.
Their love couldn't be reached,
Couldn't be touched by any other,
They were all they needed,
They only wanted each other.
From two they became one,
They made each other whole,
They filled each other's voids,
They filled each other's souls.
Everything was perfect,
Everything was great,
Till one damning day,
They were told they'd have to wait.
Her parents were moving her,
To a distant place,
They'd be torn apart,
Couldn't see each other's face.
They swore they'd make it work,
Vowed to stay together,
Didn't care about the distance,
They'd be together forever.
She gave it all she had,
She did her very best,
But he still slipped away,
He didn't pass the test.
While she was thinking of him,
He had found another,
He said he couldn't do it,
He talked it over with his mother.
She was devastated,
Her heart was torn straight out,
She'd been such a fool,
She should have listened to her doubt.
From then on they stopped talking,
Never spoke again,
While he was with his new girl,
She was dreaming of him.
Every day she'd cry,
She tried to fight off all the pain,
But the hurting never stopped,
Just shot through every vein.
Months went by since the ending,
But she only grew worse,
She couldn't accept what happened,
This was love's curse.
It finally overtook her,
She couldn't stand it anymore,
She grabbed a picture of him,
And snuck out the front door.
She walked into the woods,
Found a secluded place,
Kept thinking of the past,
And how she'd been replaced.
Hours later she was found,
In a pool of her blood,
And beside her they found,
His picture in the mud.
On the back read her reason,
Why she took her life,
What he did to her,
It seemed he had held the knife.
Though physically he didn't kill her,
He tore her soul apart,
It was obvious how she did,
It was from a broken heart.
Still
Love is such a screwed up thing and it always comes to an end
The beginning and middle is what makes your heart hard to mend
But I still fell in love, and unfortunatly with you
Now I'm all alone and there's nothing I can do
I love you even after all of the horrible things you said
I still cry myself to sleep at night, when alone in my bed
I still smile when I think of how it used to be
I still feel happy when I think of you and me
I still go crazy when I hear you say her name
It hurts to know you've changed and I'm still the same
I still love talking to you even when you talk about her
I still wonder if you even care a little but now I'm not so sure
Who am I kidding, I know you don't love me too
But maybe one day you'll miss me and I'll be missing you
After she breaks your heart the way you broke mine
Then you'll know how hard it is, you'll know I'm not fine
Yeah I laugh when I tell you how I feel
But if I cry then I have to admit this is real
Yes, I love you. Yes, I still cry
Yes, I miss you since you said goodbye
You know how I feel and you still don't care
So I'm going to stop wishing and praying you were there
I will get over you, one day it won't hurt so bad
That's the day when I'll give up on everything we had
The beginning and middle is what makes your heart hard to mend
But I still fell in love, and unfortunatly with you
Now I'm all alone and there's nothing I can do
I love you even after all of the horrible things you said
I still cry myself to sleep at night, when alone in my bed
I still smile when I think of how it used to be
I still feel happy when I think of you and me
I still go crazy when I hear you say her name
It hurts to know you've changed and I'm still the same
I still love talking to you even when you talk about her
I still wonder if you even care a little but now I'm not so sure
Who am I kidding, I know you don't love me too
But maybe one day you'll miss me and I'll be missing you
After she breaks your heart the way you broke mine
Then you'll know how hard it is, you'll know I'm not fine
Yeah I laugh when I tell you how I feel
But if I cry then I have to admit this is real
Yes, I love you. Yes, I still cry
Yes, I miss you since you said goodbye
You know how I feel and you still don't care
So I'm going to stop wishing and praying you were there
I will get over you, one day it won't hurt so bad
That's the day when I'll give up on everything we had
Unsure of my own intentions
I'm so unsure.
I'm so afraid.
I'm still so broken.
I know that I want you,
but if its for
the right reasons
I have still not determined.
I'm scared
that I can't trust you.
I'm scared that I won't love you.
I'm scared that
I'll give you everything
I have in me
only to be broken again.
I know that I want you.
I don't know if I need you.
I'm so afraid.
I'm still so broken.
I know that I want you,
but if its for
the right reasons
I have still not determined.
I'm scared
that I can't trust you.
I'm scared that I won't love you.
I'm scared that
I'll give you everything
I have in me
only to be broken again.
I know that I want you.
I don't know if I need you.
Sunday, November 14, 2004
Possibilities, Probabilities & Combinations!
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot alot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot alot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Friday, November 12, 2004
Love Symptoms
Mushy feelings in your heart ...
You stare into each others eyes without blinking...
You can't wait to see the other person again...
You can't wait to hear the other person's voice again...
When you hear the other person's voice - you just melt...
You have a hard time saying "goodnight" or "goodbye"...
You never run out of things to say to each other...
You both start to say the same thing at the same time...
You start saying "I miss you" a lot...
You can't stop thinking about the other person...
Love Quotes
If I could be an angel, I'd make your every wish come true, but I am only human, Just a girl who's loving you
If there truly is one perfect person for everyone and destiny always takes its course then think of all the experience we get going through the wrong onesand how perfect we'll be for the right one
It's like you want to show that special someone why you love them right then and there, but it takes a life time to show that person, and that's the beauty of love and what makes it last.
Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person too
LOVE? it's kind of complicated, but I'll tell you this... the second you're willing to make yourself miserable to make someone else happy,that's love right there
Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
Love means making the other happy, even from a distance.
The rose that you gave me has faded, and wilted away. But, the love tucked in deep inside remains in my heart forever.
There are many things in life....that will catch your eye,but only a few will catch your heart .......pursue those
it is really amazing when two strangers become best friends, but, its really sad when two best friends become strangers
Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder of just how strong true love can be
If you're asking me if I need you, the answer is forever.If you're asking me if I'll leave you, the answer is never. If you're asking what I value, the answer is you.If you're asking if I love you, the answer is I do.
It doesn’t matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect as long as they are perfect for each other
Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.
When the eyes meet and hold strongly they are bound to meet again.
Love isn't about becoming somebody else's perfect personIt's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be
Sometimes I look around for you and think you'll be there waiting and looking for me too...but you're not...you never are
Love is just a word till you can find a special someone who can give it meaning.
Who do you run to when the only person in the world who can make you stop crying is exactly the person making you cry
Your can't make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved.The rest is up to the person to realise your worth.
You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving
I'm afraid to fall in love, afraid to love so fast. Cause every time I fall in love, it never seems to last
There's a girl in my mirror crying tonight, and there's nothing I can do or say to make her feel alright
Falling for someone the first time is easy...it's the second time around, after you have fallen and trusted someone to catch you and they didn't...when it becomes difficult to let yourself fall again
How can you be friends with someone if everytime you look at them, it makes you want them even more?
Why do you expect me to be happy all the time when I'm crying on the inside?
I never really regretted telling you that I liked you, the only regret I have is never hearing what you really thought of me
I admit I were never the perfect one... I was never always there... I didn’t make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I did.. I was the best person I could be for you...
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody,you want the rest of your life To start as soon as possible
Even though you are right next to me, you've never felt so far away
If he's the first thing you think of when you wake up,the only thing you think of when your awake,and the last thing you think of before you go to bed then he's really something special
Missing someone gets easier everyday, because even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time you will see each other
Do not marry the person you think you can live with,marry the person you can’t live without.
When I see you smile and I know it's not for me, that's when I miss you the most
Sometimes the perfect person for you is that whom you least expected to be.
Late at night when all the world is sleeping, I stay up and think of you. And I wish on a star that somewhere you are thinking of me too.
What can I do to make you mine Falling so hard so fast this time What did I say, what did you do? How did I fall in love with you?
Love is waking up every morning and seeing God through the eyes of your lover
Telling someone you love them comes from the heart The place that made you love them from the start
A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night,a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
There are things you would love to hear but you will never hear itfrom the person from whom you would like to hear it, but don't be deaf to hear it from the person who says it with heart
I don't make you feel special, I just remind you that you are special.
If I love you, Love You forever Promise me you'll never stop loving me,Never Never
It is not only necessary to love, It is necessary to say so.
Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.
To love without expected return on my investment frees me to lovewith purity of heart, mind and soul...I am not distracted by selfish motive or disappointed by insensitivity....I am free to love... just love.
He's the one I call in the middle of the night He makes everything right Holds me when I start to cry Makes me smile with just his eyes Shares my hopes, dreams, and fears Wipes away all my fears Loves me without regret I just haven't found him yet
When you are in love never stop thinking of someone you love.
A sad thing about life is when you meet someone and fall in love only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and that you have wasted your years on someone who wasn't worth it,if he or she isn't worth it now he or she is not going to be worth it a year or 10 years from now, let go...
When you like someone, you like them inspite of their faults.When you love someone, you love them with their faults.
All of our young lives we search for someone to love,someone who makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope,all the while wondering if somewhere and somehowthere is someone searching for us
Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale
I’m sorry if I made you cry, I’m sorry if tears fell from your eyes;for that is not what I intended to dobut remember for every tear that fell from your eyes two fell from mine
Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you just let it fly, it will come to you when you least expect it. Love can make you happy but often it hurts, but love's special when you give it to someonewho is really worth it. So take your time and choose the best
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see
Never say i love you if you don't care. Never talk about feelings if they aren't there, never touch a life if you mean to break a heart, never look in the eye when all you do is lie, the cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love when he doesn't intend to catch her fall and it works both ways..
Love is not about " it's your fault", but "i'm sorry"not "where are you", but "i'm right here" not "how could you", but "i'm understand"not "i wish you were". but "i'm thankful for you are"...
Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut as deep as you allow them to go,the challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them...
It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else,but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you...
Love hurts when you break up with someone, it hurts even more when someone breaks with you,but love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea how you feel...
Forever means forever and not just a couple of days You promised me forever but forever didn't stay You once said you loved me I guess that was a lie Don't promise me forever cause forever makes me cry
When you feel you've found that one special person, never let them slip away,because once you lose them they may never come back and you'll have lost the greatest thing that you ever had
Love appears like bright lights in the night sky, and disappears in the blink of a teary eye
Its hard to look at you and say we can just be friends for the truth is i want you to tell me that you love me for much more than a friend.....
When things go wrong... when sadness fills your heart... when tears flow in your eyes... always remember two things: I'm here and I really care
I don't deserve you, I know that's true, but no matter what I'll still love you
If letting go was the only way to see him smile again....then what about my pain? If letting go was the ending in forever....why has everything started all over again?I can’t bring myself to confess...you were never mine...
Find a guy who would stay awake, just to watch you sleep
Forever is not a word... rather a place where two lovers go when true loves takes them there
You'll know that you miss someone very much when everytime you think of that person,your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person can bring the broken pieces back
Misery
Simply hate my life now...sux to the core...I'm bored to tears...how could they be so cruel to put me alone in a pj? Alone in e cell, nothing much for me to do...feel so useless, extra, helpless, lonely, sian....and e list goes on...some of u guys may tink i shd count myself lucky tat i ken slack now but u all will never understand how i felt now...real miserable...I've realized tat sch actually e best...u get to hang ard wif frens...and even if dere's pjs or assignments..u noe tat u have company and if u have encountered some problems u ken always seek help from frens cos they were afterall doing sth similar to urs. I remember tat I used to complain tat nyp has such limited variety of food…till I came to ncs…dot everyday wondering wat I shd eat…they dun look appetizing to me…or maybe I guess I’ve no appetites these few days..i’m sick for no reason…I dun remember eating a lot of heaty food or wat…but I juz fell ill after like 1 day of work at ncs…tink it’s probably e “working illness”…I remembered e last time I work at a factory doing packing work at nite…I felt ill too…I’m too weak I guess…yesterday was deepavali and I spent my deepavali slping watching tv coughing and sneezing away…and I’ve found out sth…deepavali the festival of lights is actually marking the final day of e hindu calendar…deepavali is by rite celebrated by the north Indians but now in Singapore they were celebrated by e North Indians, e South Indians, and e Sikh. And if u are wondering how to differentiate between a north Indian and a south Indian…here is how u ken differentiate (sry if it’s offensive to some)..heard from sum1…e north smells like chapatti (or whatever it’s called) and e south smells like prata…and another way is tat e north is e fairer skin and usually e more gud looking 1 while e south is e darker skin and when it comes to look they may not be as outstanding as e north…hah enuff of e deepavali thingy…whatever izzit I’ll like to thanx e Indian community for bringing us tis wonderful festival and aso not forgetting e Malay community for their hari raya…Thank you so much…if not for u all I’ll have 2 work on those days….last but not least enjoy e coming wkend and e extra holiday on Monday for the ppl who are having their ipp or fypj…SELAMAT HARI RAYA
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Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Parting
The following stuff are dicovered in my frens blog:
Parting,
The mandate of time,
Irreversible.
Words that were left unspoken,
Unaccomplished dreams which were once so strong,
Forever be embraced by the lonely darkness.
When the lights of the familiar street no longer shines,
I look up upon the sky.
Those Scattered stars,Shimmers brightly throughout the night,
Like tears of sorrow within my broken heart.
Will the fate that brought us together brings reunion once more?
Will those forsaken dreams be relive once again?As long as the faith remains,
I shall see your smile again,
Someday..
Parting,
The mandate of time,
Irreversible.
Words that were left unspoken,
Unaccomplished dreams which were once so strong,
Forever be embraced by the lonely darkness.
When the lights of the familiar street no longer shines,
I look up upon the sky.
Those Scattered stars,Shimmers brightly throughout the night,
Like tears of sorrow within my broken heart.
Will the fate that brought us together brings reunion once more?
Will those forsaken dreams be relive once again?As long as the faith remains,
I shall see your smile again,
Someday..
Quick thinking
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.
The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect.
At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some snails.
Very grudgingly he agreed.
He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach.
As he was collecting the snails,
he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach.
He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me?"
He went back to gathering the snails.
All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him.
They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place.
They were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing around.
It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards and passed out there.
At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no, my wife's dinner party!"
He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door.
He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment.
He ran up the stairs of his apartment.
He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails.
He looked at the snails on the steps,
then he looked at her,
then back at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there!"
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE
Our Birth is our Opening Balance
Our Death is our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award
Love Letter
Ok guys.. this is NOT written by mi ah.. haha.. anyway.. this is a love letter.. a gal wrote to a guy.. omg.. so sweet... and touching..
-___nothing seems to be able_[to bring you back]___-
When I first saw you, when I first locked eyes with you... I saw something no one else was to see. Something beyond the wonders, of the eye. It was you, just you standing there. With the cloud, mist, circulating around you. Fighting my way to where you are, and when I touched you..... You disapeared...
Once upon a time.. in a land far far away... there lived a beautiful princess. For many years... she waited for her prince to come. She waited so long that she eventually fell asleep. One day, her prince finally came. He gave her a kiss and soon the princess was awake. They fell in love and lived happily... ever.. after. Her Prince was right in front of her, or so it was written in the book of fairy tales. Now this was the part where the prince would come and sweep his princess off her feet. This would be the ending... they would go heading towards the sunset, her arms wrapped around his neck.
But no... I'm sad to say, fairy tales were only created to mess with your imagination. I simply dunno why movies and stories always portray falling in love as fairytale. Not everything fits together so perfectly that way. Reality check: Fairy Tales Are All Lies.
The blue is is always a lonely mystery. It seems like it is hiding my sadness and loneliness every time I go pass it... If only wishes could be dreams and all my dreams could come true....
Yes, again someday, I will keep the memories deep in my heart. I'm writing this love letter, that you'll never recieve. I'm writing this love letter, to say my one sided love, will never decease. You could say I wrote this letter because I'm obsessed. Or you could say I'm a mess... But please never look at me, like I don't exist. Do you remember when we met.. time goes by just like the winds, carrying with it all my dreams. My heart was thumping and I thought yours was too. I must've stood there for hours, admiring your face... But never had the courage to tell you that face to face. I didnt even know what love was until I met you.
You are the most precious gift sent from heaven and I'm grateful that our path crossed that night. It's your smile that makes my day better, your laughter makes my day perfect. It's you who make me complete. Who would have thought that I would fall for you eventually... and that I actually have the ability to love someone ever so true... I found out right now... my heart going towards yours. I'm always so tensed up with you around.. Do you know how long I've watched you for? I looked at you from afar and always waited for you... Sometimes I look around for you and think you'll be there waiting and looking for me too.. but you're not.. you never are. You probably dont feel anything for me. I acted like nothing was going on, like I didnt feel anything... As for you, you never understood. The hurt that I'm going through... you will never understand it.
Do I know how to care for you? No I dont... Do I still love you? Yes I do. But in my heart I know that I am not good enough for you. I guess they were right in saying that the ones you love will hurt you the most. I really wish I didn't have to learn through a personal experience 'cause everyday I seem to find myself thinking my life is meaningless without the one Fate chose for me. Is it wrong how i want you.. Was it supposed to happen this way? Or did I just screw up Fate's plan? If I knew then would it have changed anything? I doubt it. Though I grieve very often over not saying goodbye I remember your last words, and I know no amount of time given can erase the tears caused by you.... At this moment I remembered it all.. it was my mistake. I really wish so much I could turn back time...
The day I lost you, it was the saddest day of my life. Now you're gone and forever... Never coming back... there's nothing I can do even though I miss you alot and long for you to come back. But that kind of thing can't happen.... I wish I had a normal life with the guy I love, loving me back. That way, I could've lived happily. But, wishes don't just come true like that, right?...But, I still want you to know I thank you a lot for walking into my life..... Remember, people have cruel hearts. They can be all nice and then turn on you like you don't mean anything to them. I know my mistakes now but I wish I could make you come back so bad. I know I can't but for me, you'll always be here in my heart.
Dearest ****, i love you.., even though you are loved by someone and you love that person, i will be here in the shadow looking after you. The shadow that you will never notice......but somewhere deep in my heart, i want you to notice that shadow. I'll be waiting, how long it takes, i'll still wait......... This love letter, brings out those dreadful thing called tears. This love letter, I know won't bring you any nearer.
OMG.. this is so touching..
-___nothing seems to be able_[to bring you back]___-
When I first saw you, when I first locked eyes with you... I saw something no one else was to see. Something beyond the wonders, of the eye. It was you, just you standing there. With the cloud, mist, circulating around you. Fighting my way to where you are, and when I touched you..... You disapeared...
Once upon a time.. in a land far far away... there lived a beautiful princess. For many years... she waited for her prince to come. She waited so long that she eventually fell asleep. One day, her prince finally came. He gave her a kiss and soon the princess was awake. They fell in love and lived happily... ever.. after. Her Prince was right in front of her, or so it was written in the book of fairy tales. Now this was the part where the prince would come and sweep his princess off her feet. This would be the ending... they would go heading towards the sunset, her arms wrapped around his neck.
But no... I'm sad to say, fairy tales were only created to mess with your imagination. I simply dunno why movies and stories always portray falling in love as fairytale. Not everything fits together so perfectly that way. Reality check: Fairy Tales Are All Lies.
The blue is is always a lonely mystery. It seems like it is hiding my sadness and loneliness every time I go pass it... If only wishes could be dreams and all my dreams could come true....
Yes, again someday, I will keep the memories deep in my heart. I'm writing this love letter, that you'll never recieve. I'm writing this love letter, to say my one sided love, will never decease. You could say I wrote this letter because I'm obsessed. Or you could say I'm a mess... But please never look at me, like I don't exist. Do you remember when we met.. time goes by just like the winds, carrying with it all my dreams. My heart was thumping and I thought yours was too. I must've stood there for hours, admiring your face... But never had the courage to tell you that face to face. I didnt even know what love was until I met you.
You are the most precious gift sent from heaven and I'm grateful that our path crossed that night. It's your smile that makes my day better, your laughter makes my day perfect. It's you who make me complete. Who would have thought that I would fall for you eventually... and that I actually have the ability to love someone ever so true... I found out right now... my heart going towards yours. I'm always so tensed up with you around.. Do you know how long I've watched you for? I looked at you from afar and always waited for you... Sometimes I look around for you and think you'll be there waiting and looking for me too.. but you're not.. you never are. You probably dont feel anything for me. I acted like nothing was going on, like I didnt feel anything... As for you, you never understood. The hurt that I'm going through... you will never understand it.
Do I know how to care for you? No I dont... Do I still love you? Yes I do. But in my heart I know that I am not good enough for you. I guess they were right in saying that the ones you love will hurt you the most. I really wish I didn't have to learn through a personal experience 'cause everyday I seem to find myself thinking my life is meaningless without the one Fate chose for me. Is it wrong how i want you.. Was it supposed to happen this way? Or did I just screw up Fate's plan? If I knew then would it have changed anything? I doubt it. Though I grieve very often over not saying goodbye I remember your last words, and I know no amount of time given can erase the tears caused by you.... At this moment I remembered it all.. it was my mistake. I really wish so much I could turn back time...
The day I lost you, it was the saddest day of my life. Now you're gone and forever... Never coming back... there's nothing I can do even though I miss you alot and long for you to come back. But that kind of thing can't happen.... I wish I had a normal life with the guy I love, loving me back. That way, I could've lived happily. But, wishes don't just come true like that, right?...But, I still want you to know I thank you a lot for walking into my life..... Remember, people have cruel hearts. They can be all nice and then turn on you like you don't mean anything to them. I know my mistakes now but I wish I could make you come back so bad. I know I can't but for me, you'll always be here in my heart.
Dearest ****, i love you.., even though you are loved by someone and you love that person, i will be here in the shadow looking after you. The shadow that you will never notice......but somewhere deep in my heart, i want you to notice that shadow. I'll be waiting, how long it takes, i'll still wait......... This love letter, brings out those dreadful thing called tears. This love letter, I know won't bring you any nearer.
OMG.. this is so touching..
Driving school exam
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too shit faced to find your keys.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics drugs.
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too shit faced to find your keys.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics drugs.
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Special
A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. "Who would like this $20 bill?"
Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this."
He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air.
"Well," he replied, "what if I do this?" He dropped it on theground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.
"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. Nomatter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are stillpriceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes, not in what we do or who we know, but by ...WHO WE ARE.
You are special - don't ever forget it."
Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this."
He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air.
"Well," he replied, "what if I do this?" He dropped it on theground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.
"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. Nomatter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are stillpriceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes, not in what we do or who we know, but by ...WHO WE ARE.
You are special - don't ever forget it."
Priorities
5 things are happening at the same time in your house which needs your attention.
1- The phone is ringing.
2- The baby is crying.
3- Somebody is knocking at your door.
4- You hang out your washing outside and it has started to rain.
5- You did not turn off the tap in the kitchen and the water is starting overflowing.
In what order will you solve these problems?
RESULTS:
Each point represents something in your life.
1- phone : work
2- Baby : family
3- Door : friends
4- Washing : money
5- Water : sex
The succession of numbers you have chosen define the order of your priorities in life.
So, who decided to turn off the tap first ??????? :)
1- The phone is ringing.
2- The baby is crying.
3- Somebody is knocking at your door.
4- You hang out your washing outside and it has started to rain.
5- You did not turn off the tap in the kitchen and the water is starting overflowing.
In what order will you solve these problems?
RESULTS:
Each point represents something in your life.
1- phone : work
2- Baby : family
3- Door : friends
4- Washing : money
5- Water : sex
The succession of numbers you have chosen define the order of your priorities in life.
So, who decided to turn off the tap first ??????? :)
Fishing Trip
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh ! please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes ! Lots of Salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
The wife replied, " I did. They're in your fishing box..."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes ! Lots of Salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
The wife replied, " I did. They're in your fishing box..."
Great alternatives for your 'out of office' reply
1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of theoffice. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management
5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
9: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
10: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
11: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
12: I've run away to join a different circus.
13: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ' Kate ' instead of ' Ken '.
2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of theoffice. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management
5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
9: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
10: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
11: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
12: I've run away to join a different circus.
13: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ' Kate ' instead of ' Ken '.
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