Tech Support (Part II)

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that male uses complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once Installed!

Also, you cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 does come with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, Do Bills 4.2 and Love Dove 6.9. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I highly recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system, forever affecting its performance.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Tech Support

Dear Tech Support:

After great success with Girlfriend 7.0 last year I upgraded to Wife 1.0. But I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help.

Thanks,
A Troubled User.

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Love Letter

http://www.cycnet.com.cn/englishcorner/special/love/letter.htm

LOVE EQUATIONS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Dumb man + smart woman = affair

Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A Lost Chapter of Genesis

So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make.

She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

The rest is history...

Understanding men

Men, summed up:


The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Understanding Women

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子

If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗

If you don't, you are good for nothing 不夸吧，说你笨蛋

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 顺她吧，说你气管炎

If you don't, you are not understanding 不顺吧，不善解人

If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 太浪漫，疑你老练

If you don't you are half a man 太规矩，魅力不足

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她，招她厌烦

If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 少去点，怨你猎艳

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，说你花心

If you don't, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺个心眼

If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，你太狭隘

If you don't , she thinks you do not love her 大度点，说你不爱

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 求欢吧，不够尊重

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 安分吧，不够爱宠

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 你晚了，她等得烦

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 它晚了，女孩特权

If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel 你访友，是你堕落

If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls' 她聚会，天性其乐

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 少亲她，你太冷淡

If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage 老亲她，便宜你占

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics 过街不管，道德有缺憾

If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics 领着她走，男人耍手段

If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting 你看别人，是挑逗风情

If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring 别人看她， 是仰慕佳绝

If you talk, she wants you to listen 你要说话，它让你听

If you listen, she wants you to talk 洗耳恭听，她逼你开言

Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN' 上帝啊！为何拆我骨头造女人？

So simple, yet so complex 简简繁繁

So weak, yet so powerful 弱弱强强

So confusing, yet so desirable 我晕头转向，我魂牵梦扰

"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN" 上帝啊！求你告我怎么办？

Love and Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street
Marriage is holding arguments in the street

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant
Marriage is Chinese take-out

Love is cuddling （拥抱）on a sofa
Marriage is deciding on a sofa

Love is talking about having children
Marriage is talking about getting away from children

Love is going to bed early
Marriage is going to sleep early

Love is a romantic drive
Marriage is a tarmac (停机坪）drive

Love is losing your appetite
Marriage is losing your figure

Love is sweet nothings in the ear
Marriage is sweet nothing's in the bank

Love is a flickering flame
Marriage is a flickering television

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws （麦杆，吸管）
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"

Man and Woman

A man will pay $200 for a $100 item he needs.
A woman will pay $100 for a $200 item she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her
at all.

Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die than single men.

Interesting Definitions

DOCTOR - A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you
with
his bills.

BOSS - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

TEARS - The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by
feminine power.

ATOMIC BOMB - An invention to end all inventions.

RUMOUR - News that travels more than the speed of sound.

CLASSIC - A book which people praise, but do not read.

DICTIONARY - The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

MARRIAGE - An agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and
woman
gains her
master's.

FATHER - A banker provided by nature.

POLITICIAN - One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence
after.

SMILE - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

OPTIMIST - A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a
river.

DIPLOMAT - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look
forward to the trip.

ETC - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually
do.

OFFICE - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

COMMITTEE - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide
that
nothing can be done together.

IT PROFESSIONAL - One who is paid for sending and receiving such
Emails!

Daddy's Girl

Caren Begun's father was always full of surprises. When she was 12, he took her ice-skating at Rockefeller Center in New York City, and he surprised her by lacing up a pair of his own skates and hitting the ice. "There were things about my dad that I never knew, and that he could skate was one of them. He usually was this hard-core businessman, then he'd surprise me by letting out the little kid inside of him."

The most memorable surprise that Caren's father ever sprang on her was also the most devastating. In 1996, he told her he had been diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. When he died two years later, Caren was devastated. In 2002, to honor her father's memory, Caren signed up to ride in a 100-mile charity bike ride for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. She wanted to help fight the disease that took her father from her, especially since her stepfather also battled a form of lymphoma.

During her first training session for the ride, at a New York City gym, Caren met Daniel Begun, an avid cyclist who had biked the charity event the previous year. Daniel was back this year not only as a participant but also as a mentor, whose job it was to help first-timers feel welcome. When he spotted the cute brunette, he approached her with an outstretched hand and a friendly greeting.

From there, an easy friendship developed. The two began meeting once or twice a week for morning Spinning classes and found excuses to ride together during their outdoor training sessions. "I really wasn't looking for a relationship," says Caren. "But Daniel and I had such an open, comfortable way of communicating. I felt like I could just be myself with him."

About a month after they met, the two attended a potluck dinner honoring the cancer patients and survivors they were working so hard to help. Daniel asked Caren why she'd gotten involved with the charity. She told him about her father's death, then listened with sympathy as Daniel explained that his own father had died of leukemia just five months before lymphoma had claimed Caren's dad.

This shared loss would turn out to be just one of many bonds they shared. Both are Jewish, and both had endured the divorce and subsequent remarriages of their parents when they were young.

Because they had both lived with their mothers growing up, neither spent a great deal of time with their fathers. Daniel knew that he'd inherited his dad's "punny" sense of humor, but like Caren, felt that there was still more he would have liked to know about the man. "I've always been interested in science," says Daniel. "But it was only through conversations with my stepmother, after my father's death, that I discovered he had that same fascination."

"Talking about our dads with each other sort of opened up a dialogue about two people whom we both loved and missed a great deal," says Caren. "It triggered memories that we'd kept under the surface, and sharing those memories played a part in deepening our connection."

After completing four months of intensive training, Caren and Daniel were ready for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society's "America's Most Beautiful Bike Ride," a 100-mile ride through the hills of Lake Tahoe, Nevada.

As they approached the end of the event, Daniel turned to Caren and shouted out: "Should I bike ahead and take a picture of you crossing the finish line?" Caren's reply: "I'd rather we crossed together." With that, Daniel grabbed one of her hands off the handle bars, raised it to the sky with his, and the couple sailed across the finish line together.

"I jumped off my bicycle, my legs feeling like Jell-O, and I ran over and hugged him," says Caren. "It was very emotional because of what we had just accomplished and the reason we were there. And I knew then that Daniel would always be my biggest supporter."

Within weeks, Daniel confided to his stepmother that he wanted to propose to Caren, but that he'd have to save up money for a ring.

"She said to me, "Don't wait -- if you know she's the one, you have to do it now," he recalls. She then offered Daniel the diamond ring that his father had given to her almost two decades earlier.

"It meant so much because I knew the devotion my stepmother had for my dad," says Daniel. "When she was at his side in the hospital, I saw two people in love to a degree that I never thought possible. Giving us her own engagement ring affirmed that she felt just as strongly about my relationship with Caren."

Daniel proposed to Caren on September 6, 2002, on the eve of Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. In order to give their fathers due credit for the part they played in bringing the couple together, Caren and Daniel entitled their engagement announcement: "From Bicycles to Betrothal: A Conspiracy from Above." As a way of paying tribute to their matchmakers, and as an engagement present to Daniel, Caren arranged to have two trees planted side by side in Israel in their fathers' names.

And on their wedding day, September 7, 2003, the two men were present in spirit. Daniel wore his father's dress watch, and the couple exchanged vows under a huppah, a Jewish wedding canopy, topped with a prayer shawl that belonged to Caren's father. The marriage is proof that although Caren lost her father, his ability to surprise her continues.

"My dad always told me that he wanted me to marry a nice, Jewish boy," she says. "He wasn't able to make it happen while he was alive, but somewhere from above, he finally pulled it off."

Be a Great Kisser

Create ambiance.
Try embellishing a room with warm hues by installing peach- or pink-colored light bulbs, or putting on a red lamp shade.

Gently hold his ears in your fingertips as you kiss.
This tender move shows your true affection. A practical benefit: It allows you to tilt his head up or down to the position you prefer.

Whisper sweet nothings.
Just because you're lip-locked doesn't mean you have to be silent. Saying something sweet right into your partner's mouth is a passionate way to communicate your feelings.

Don't be a statue.
Add motion to the moment by moving your hand gently up and down his back.

Banish bad breath.
One easy way: Eat an apple before you head out to meet your date. The fruit will freshen your mouth with a natural flavor. Or, if your plans involve dinner, ingest a bit of parsley post-meal (when he's not looking) to freshen from the inside out.

Be a tease.
Introduce variety with the "Teasing Kiss": Tell your partner not to kiss you for one minute while you take charge of the exchange.

Discard timidity.
Don't be shy! Open your mouth wider while kissing to really express your passion.

French kiss.
Men rank it the number one as their preferred type of kiss. To make it magical, be more active with your tongue. Move it in a circular motion, flick your partner's with it, or play tongue-chase.

Try Lip-o-suction.
Let him kiss your lower lip while you kiss his upper lip, and then switch.

Break the kissing monotony.
Pleasantly surprise your partner with a change-up in the intensity, tempo, or duration of your kisses.

Gals: 10 Tips to Be Better in Bed

Men love massages.
Soothe his sore neck, arms, back, and legs with the sweet touch of your hands. "It's not necessary for you to lick me or give me a seductive massage. I just appreciate being spoiled once in a while," discloses Travis from Portland, Oregon

Make some noise but don't go overboard.
Nothing turns a man on more than knowing, or hearing, that he's turning you on. "If you're too quiet, he won't know if what he's doing is good or bad," advises Brendan of Poughkeepsie, New York.

Leave something behind.
When getting out of bed, drop a sexy article of clothing under the covers for him to find when you're gone. "I'd love if a girl hid something naughty in bed as a hint of what's to come," exposes Nikul of Philadelphia.

Don't fight the moonlight.
A dark room doesn't always mean he's not interested in looking at you. "Darkness accentuates features of a woman's body you wouldn't normally notice, like her soft skin or the shape of her eyes," says Sean of Plymouth, Massachusetts.

Become an alluring alarm clock.
Wake him up with a kiss on the lips or somewhere more daring. "Nobody likes to get out of bed in the morning. A surprise wakeup call can start the day off right," urges Angus of Seattle.

Wear his clothes.
Men adore silky nightgowns but sometimes seeing their women in a simple t-shirt or pair of sweatpants is even more tempting. "I love when my girlfriend wears my tank top without a bra," divulges Scott of Malaga, New Jersey.

Mix it up with music.
Stop listening to your same old romantic radio station and invest in some timeless mood-enhancers. "A really good CD, like Maxwell, Sade, or Motown, can set the mood," suggests John of Queens, New York.

Soften your skin.
Give him a silky reason to keep his hands all over you. "Shave it, wax it, men don't like excessive amounts of hair. And nothing's worse than touching a leg that feels like a dry, scaly alligator," declares Gabe of Washington, D.C.

Go easy on the hair products.
Let him get lost in the smell and feel of your soft, natural tresses. "Getting your hand stuck in someone's gelled-up hair is horrible. Leave the hair gel to the men," recommends Matias of Bronx, New York.

Take it slow.
If you're always in a hurry, take your sweet time in the bedroom. "Don't rush to the finish line. Guys like foreplay, too. Break out of your normal sex routine and explore his body," reveals Matt of Alta Loma, California.

This About Sums It Up....

To impress a woman:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.


To impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.

Balanced Diet

A balanced diet is dark chocolate in one hand
and
white chocloatein the other

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Pisces February 19-March 20

Pisces in Love

Pisces is the mutable water sign and very much exist in their own
universe, tuned into the emotional, receptive qualities of life that
most of us cannot see, touch nor feel. In love they are dream filled
and romantic, full of enchanted visions and hopeful fantasies. They're
eager to share their thoughts and reveries when they feel secure,
understood and appreciated. Of all the signs Pisces needs the most
encouragement to feel true within themselves and to learn the validity
of their own thoughts and needs. They make the most delightful
companions and are generally soft, gentle and easy going, especially
if they have a role model to look up to within the relationship. This
is a delicate balance that Pisces learns to control as they go through
life as their projections onto their mate can be helpful if it
encourages them to motivate their own lives and resources but can turn
into tenacious co-dependency if the Pisces refuses to embrace their
own lives, needs and thoughts. They can be confusing creatures never
able to define their roles within the relationship and constantly
turning to sources outside of the union for definition and
explanation. This can slowly erode the bond between the
lovers/partners as the partner. A Pisces encouraged to find and
embrace their answers within themselves and one who has learned to
trust their own thoughts, feelings and perceptions make one of the
most loving, sensual and devoted mates their is.

Pisces Sexuality

Pisces sexuality is always wrapped around those inner worlds they
exist in and becomes an emotional experience that can take them on
voyages into ecstasy and passion. But because they do exist within
this world where things are nebulous, mystical and emotion oriented if
they are projecting outwards to find validity of what they are seeing
and feeling inside rather than combining the experience of the
physical intimacy with the thoughts and dreams they can feel
disappointed...or saddened. If they've learned to simply using what is
inside to inspire their participation in the literal reality based
world they can take their lover on their enchanted voyages with them
and create an exciting and enchanting sexual companionship.

The long-term story

There is a certain amount of inner strength combined with outer
strength that is needed when involved long term with a Pisces, as they
must learn to become their own sources of joy, inspiration and
answers. A weak mate who goes along with every Piscean whim or fantasy
is as destructive as a mate who cannot see the validity of those
things they are experiencing internally. One can create a union with
no solidity or reality underneath of it and the other can cause the
Pisces to further doubt their own truth and inner strength. At the
best the Pisces brings to the relationship a touch of all that is
universal and mysterious. They are dreamy, poetic and romance filled
beings that make life a true sojourn through the world of feelings and
passions. At worst they release any semblance of inner belief and
become attached to the partner or other form of projection in an
attempt to capture outside. What goes on inside. Positive Traits in
Love: Playful, friendly, spontaneous, open minded, caring, devoted,
liberal, understanding, tolerant, benevolent.

Negative traits

Erratic, undependable, self oriented, cold, aloof, mean, self
centered, unable to commit, judgmental, fickle.

What a Pisces likes

Romance, Feeling appreciated, Stability, Feeling needed, Mystical
settings/enchantment, Being encouraged to dream, Sharing
thoughts/dreams, Having their input valued, A role model, Feeling
loved

What a Pisces Dislikes

Feeling vulnerable, Feeling alone/unloved, Having no goals to project
towards, Feeling invalidated, Being ignored Crude/harsh behavior,
Noisy scenes/displays, Having no dreams, Having no sense of structure

Pisces Love Keyword

Mystical, enchanting, emotional, loving, devoted, reverent, creative,
confused, depressed, irresponsible, goal-less, lack of motivation or
push, co-dependency issues.

Aquarius January 20-February 18

Aquarius in Love

Aquarius is the fixed-air sign. They are progressive, liberal
'thinkers' who also tend to hold onto their thoughts and ideals with
tenacity. (The fixed influence) They are generally more comfortable
with a friendly love partnership where they feel secure enough to
continue pursuing their many varied interests. They are hard to pin
down and even harder to get into a solid commitment but once there
that fixed influence makes them loyal and trustworthy companions.
Albeit with an eclectic influence. Aquarians adore friendships of the
impersonal type and usually have a revolving door of buddies. They can
be completely enchanted by any one of their new acquaintances and the
group they attract runs the gamut from the offbeat and 'odd' to the
powerful and the wealthy. Your Aquarian doesn't judge people by 'what'
they have rather by their principals and actions. Aquarians require
someone pretty secure within themselves as they are inherently self
motivated and need the freedom to pursue their latest ideal or whim.
Yet they can be focused and dedicated to a relationship, especially if
they feel accepted and understood. They delight...in delighting and
they regale in having a companion who is eager to explore the world of
thought and possibilities with them. Freedom fighters with a shared
cause build a bond that the Aquarian will guard with strength and
conviction. They are also tolerant, lacking in jealousy or
possessiveness and will over-look and understand all kinds of human
follies and mistakes from their partner. Once they are hurt
however.... their emotions go off with a flip of the switch that does
not ever.... go back on. Coldness is the opposite of Aquarians
enchanting friendship/commitment.

Aquarius Sexuality

Aquarius is the sign most likely to forget about sex entirely. It
isn't that they don't enjoy it.... they do when they feel comfortable
and secure.... but there are so many other things to explore with
their minds and so little time. When caught in the 'mood' they are
explorative, frisky and playful. They take obvious delight in the
attention their partner gives them. They can be extremely self
conscious about their bodies or their sexuality or completely
uninhibited and sometimes both. The bedroom becomes a playground to
further solidify the bond of friendship that the Aquarian needs in
their life and they are delightful companions when they feel good
about the union and about themselves.

The long-term story:

Lots of open mindedness, freedom to pursue their interests and
constant input to the friendship are the building blocks for
maintaining a long-term relationship with an Aquarian. Remember that
they are the rebels of the zodiac and if they feel they are being
controlled or ignored their defense can be to automatically rebel
against any incoming input from their partner. Their natural instinct
tells them to do the opposite of what is expected. They jump
wholeheartedly into their latest cause but can do about faces so
suddenly it takes ones breath away. It's important to have a 'go with
the flow' system in place and gradually the Aquarian learns to be more
vocal and explanatory about their thoughts, their movements and their
actions. They make dedicated and genuinely sincere and warm mates once
they commit and they possess the spark that can keep the friendship a
dynamic and ever growing platform to journey into eternity on.

Positive Traits in Love

Playful, friendly, spontaneous, open minded, caring, devoted, liberal,
understanding, tolerant, benevolent.

Negative traits

Erratic, undependable, self oriented, cold, aloof, mean, self
centered, unable to commit, judgmental, fickle.

What an Aquarius likes

Friendship, Freedom, Intellectual stimulation, Camaraderie, Surprises,
Companionship, Feeling understood and Emotional safety

What an Aquarius Dislikes

Jealousy, Possessiveness, Control, Ego plays, Narrow mindedness, being
ridiculed, Routines, and Fighting/violence Inequality, Being taken for
granted being understood (note: this makes the Likes list as
well...they're unique but you already know that)

Aquarius Love Keywords

Friendly, charming, open minded, liberal, accepting, non-judgmental,
playful, spontaneous, erratic, eccentric, undependable, non-committal,
aloof.

Capricorn December 22-January 19

Capricorn in Love

There is a rumor that Capricorns are the best lovers of the zodiac
when they feel stable and secure and can see the long-term purpose of
the union they are in. The focused determination of Saturn as a
guiding light brings the same unequaled force into the bedroom and
into the relationship as they apply to building their life and their
security. Capricorn is slow to trust and even slower to love but once
their heart is given there is very little they won't do to back up and
support and love their mate. The symbolism of Capricorn is the Sea
goat...a useful metaphor is the ability to penetrate both environments
on earth.... water and land. Spiritually...they can conquer both the
spirit and the body. Love is nothing less than a goal and they are
capable of approaching it with the same dedication as they approach
any other important endeavor in their life. They are loyal, nurturing
caregivers and supporters at their best. Cold, calculating and
emotionally repressed at their worst. The realm of feelings is the
hardest plane for Capricorns to come to terms with as it is based on
an energy that they cannot control. Once they accept and embrace their
emotional beings they are human dynamos that add strength, conviction
and longevity to love.

Capricorn Sexuality

When they are secure within themselves and within a partnership they
can take their lover to the peaks of sexual mountaintops. They know
how to apply patience and dedication to discovering how to please and
their leisurely approach to getting to know a mates intimate secrets
promises that they possess an almost push button control of their
partners sexual desires. It is not the pure and raw driving sexuality
of Scorpio...nor the romantic and enchanting passion of Libra...it is
a combination of the human physical need for sex and the spirits need
to experience the height of a pleasure and to merge it into one. A
soul-moving encounter that brings the primal...into the spiritual

The long-term story

Capricorns require patience and dedication. They are often shy and
awkward in their emotions early on growing in strength and acceptance
the longer they stay within a union. They need to have a purpose
behind their actions and a purpose behind the relationship. They take
the initial investment of heart to the building of a long-term
commitment with the same serious intent that they conquer all their
mountains in life. They can be domineering and cold if they are not in
touch with their feeling centers Materialistic and self-serving as
well. Once committed most Capricorns stay committed as they are bound
to a sense of responsibility. It takes a lot to sever a serious
Capricorn tie but once it is severed...they can be vengeful and
hateful. They are not always the best judge of character and so let
downs and relationship break ups become personal mistakes that they
often repress and refuse to accept. They provide one of the most
secure and empowering bonds when they are completely in love.

Positive Traits in Love

Loyal, dedicated, patient, kind, generous, supportive, serious,
dependable, tolerant, attentive

Negative traits

Possessiveness, control, coldness and aloofness, lack of emotional
tolerance or depth, materialistic, narrow minded, vindictive, bitter,
melancholy.

What Capricorn likes

Loyalty, Feeling secure, Financial/material stability, Ambitious
mates, Feeling committed, making long-term relationship plans
Dependability, Reliability, Perseverance

What Capricorn Dislikes

Flightiness, Being bossed around, Crudeness/coarseness, Dominance,
Game playing, Ego displays, Extravagance Being challenged by a lover,
Indecisiveness

Capricorn Love Keywords

Loyal, ambitious, dedicated, focused, honesty, disciplined, severe,
possessive, controlling, cold, calculating

Sagittarius November 22-December 21

Sagittarius in Love

Sagittarius treats love like any other adventure in their lives and
embraces the opportunities to discover new plateaus in the experience
of love, lust and passion. They are funny, charming, gregarious and
usually highly intelligent begins who make genuinely enjoyable company
and are captivating in their sparkling personalities. They have big
dreams and far reaching goals and they easily share what their minds
are experiencing often forgetting that for some words is meant to
become reality. Sagittarius is not always capable of bringing reality
to their words and such is the way it is meant to be. They infuse us
with inspiration and allow us to see all the possibilities in the
world around us. In close personal relationships that can often cause
troubles as they promise more than they can deliver.... or.... have
changes of emotions that put them into completely different mindsets
from one day to another. They are active and vibrant and expect their
loved ones to enjoy the same kind of physical adventures. They are
appearance conscious and their wit is one of their greatest assets and
they enjoy the attention of others. This makes them the natural flirts
of the zodiac and most of it is harmless and meaningless.

Sagittarius Sexuality

Like the other fire signs Sagittarius has a definite sense of passion
and a love of physical connections but for them it becomes almost a
spiritual experience...or another occasion to have 'fun'. The more
exotic the local or the setting the more inspired a Sagittarian is and
an inspired Sagittarian is the consummate lover. There's the sense of
a dare devil in them and they love walking on the risqué
side...playing with rules and regulations usually just nudging the
line rather than crossing it. They are attracted to far away places
and intriguing sexual imagery and fantasy is an important component,
as Sagittarius needs to be inspired to inspire.

The long-term story

Feeling trusted and free to pursue their adventures is a pre-requisite
to a long-term encounter with a Sagittarian. They use words as both
weapons and tools and can be either supportive and uplifting or
remarkably sarcastic and cutting and sometimes both in the same
breath. They are naturally flirtatious but usually bottom line loyal
and the more they feel 'understood' the more they focus on the
benefits of the relationship. Even stays at home Sagittarius will
enjoy adventures through the mind and if they are not physically
taking on life challenges for adrenalin rushes they are armchair
quarterbacks or avid game players. Their sense of competition is acute
and it is also one of the things that keeps them moving forward in
life.

Positive Traits in Love

Joyful, playful, spontaneous, generous, captivating, enchanting,
supportive, good-natured

Negative traits

Unreliable, fickle, sarcastic, temperamental, unable to commit,
freedom loving to the extreme, self centered, vain.

What Sagittarius likes

A sense of adventure, Honesty, Freedom, Intellectual compatibility,
Taking risks, Flirting, Socializing, and Feeling trusted, Active
partner, Daydreaming

What Sagittarius Dislikes

Jealousy, Possessiveness, Routine, Being doubted, having to explain
self, Control, Being forced to make promises Apathy/laziness

Sagittarius Love Keywords

Exuberant, charming, funny, far sighted, adventuress, adoring,
non-possessive, flighty, sarcastic, unreliable, self centered,
dogmatic, judgmental.

Scorpio October 23-November 21

Scorpio in Love

Scorpio is the fixed-water sign indicating still waters that run very,
very deep. There is an intense and smoldering sexuality and sensuality
within every Scorpio as there's is the sign that rules lust and sex.
There are three very different types of Scorpio from the scorpion, to
the eagle to either the phoenix or the dove (depending on which
symbolism one prefers). Yet each will have a profound depth and
attraction to love and what accompanies love in their life. They are
passionate when they invest their feelings and life is never boring
with a Scorpio lover. They thrive when they feel secure and stable
within a relationship and enjoy the physical gifts of being in love as
much as the emotional ones. They are mysterious...always.... and
you'll never know what is on your Scorpio Lovers mind.... except when
it is being expressed through their passion. They are watchful, quiet
and dedicated mates who can be as protective of the ones they love as
they are of their own vulnerable emotions and feelings. They tend to
be the dominate one in any relationship even if it is done very on
inherently below the surface levels as feeling in control of a
Relationship is one of the ways they can invest their hearts. They
have a notorious jealousy and possessiveness that has been well earned
in Scorpio-Scorpios but which turns into an unequaled level of trust
and faith in the eagle and the phoenix/dove.

Scorpio Sexuality

Scorpio is the sign that rules sexuality and the powers of lust. But
their passion is only as deep and profound as it is because it is
connected with the ultimate gift of sex...life. And these are the
beings unafraid to face either life or death and that fearlessness
translates into their sexual expressions. They can reach the highest
highs or the lowest lows in whatever passion they pursue and they are
the most intense, uninhibited and dynamic lovers in the zodiac. It
comes with deep attachment and needs and a driving urge to come to
terms with the enormity of life.

The long-term story

Scorpios require a solid security within a relationship without
feeling that they have a doormat as a mate. This is precarious balance
and is learned over time. The longer a relationship lasts with a
Scorpio...the more secure it tends to become. They are naturally
suspicious (remember they feel and see things the rest of us work to
ignore) and with that depth comes the need for some equally powerful
self-protective mechanisms. Their insecurity and jealousy are by
products of self-preservation. Scorpios like to be in control and are
very seldom found in subservient roles unless they've opted to move
into that spot. They need passionate mates who can keep up with their
desires and they need someone capable of both maintaining a loyalty
and their own sense of individuality in order to keep the relationship
balanced. They are basically homebodies feeling most comfortable when
they are within their own domains. They despise being surprised,
embarrassed or humiliated and retaliate with swiftness...and strength.
Scorpios are capable of some amazing turn around and growth. Even a
Scorpio who seems entrenched in the scorpion phase can suddenly and
dramatically grow wings and sail up into the heavens. Never under
estimate their powers of rejuvenation on physical, spiritual or
emotional planes.

Positive Traits in Love

Loyal, supportive, protective, and generous with their strength and
knowledge, humble, quiet, unshakable, passionate, encompassing.

Negative traits

Jealousy, possessiveness, and obsessive, angry, suspicious,
mistrusting, secretive and unreliable

What Scorpio likes

Mystery, Secrets, Privacy, Trust/loyalty, Sensuality/passion,
Strength, Knowing where they stand, being acknowledged
Honesty/integrity

What Scorpio Dislikes

Surprises, Lying and deceit, Apathy, Being analyzed/questioned, being
'understood', Excessive compliments, Insincerity Being embarrassed,
Passivity

Scorpio Love Keywords

Intense, compelling, magnetic, sexual, sensual, intriguing, profound,
loyal, tenacious, possessive, jealous, obsessive, bad tempered,
secretive.

Libra September 23-October 22

Libra in Love

Libra is the cardinal-air sign ruled by Venus. This means heart
processes through the mind. Libra is an active and sociable lover who
enjoys having people around them as much as their intimacy. They are
generally sensual and passionate lovers whose love of luxury and
beauty penetrates the bedroom and the relationship. They are the
peacekeepers of the zodiac and weigh all sides and situations equally
as such they often have difficulties in making hard and fast
decisions. This can be frustrating for their loved ones as they
vacillate between this and that...one way and another. Libra needs
attention and the company of other people and when deprived of that
they can sink into a very real depression and lose their inspiration.
They are people oriented and enjoy the stimulation of having their
loved ones and friends an active part of their life. This often
creates a problem when the lover feels no more important then their
best friend. Libras are all around charming and good-natured even when
they don't want to be and they can actively stifle any personal
complaints until they reach the boiling point. When a Libra has
allowed the scales to become unfairly tipped they often lash out
explosively. Surprising their mates who have come to see only their
gentle and peaceable exterior. Libras love romance and all of its
finest attributes from flowers, to poetry to love songs. They like the
accessories that come along with being in love and the state of being
in love itself...is often their primary focus in life. Whether it is
being in love with their life, their job or their person.....they want
to feel the connection of their heart. To their world and their mind.

Libra Sexuality

Libras generally prefer the romantic, tender and extravagant
extensions of sexuality and lust. They like the goodies, the romantic
gestures, and the love thoughts left in their morning mail. Love is an
idealized vision to a Libra and it comes complete with setting, tone
and atmosphere. They often are hesitant to speak their likes and
dislikes and it is important to coax them into speaking their minds.
Rough and coarse interludes are usually a no-no and the more
artistically pleasing and overtly romantic the better.

The long-term story

Libras need variety in the people around them. They feel most
comfortable and secure in peaceful and harmonious settings and wilt
when there is negativity or turmoil. The enjoy a partners receptivity
to doing 'stuff' for them, running errands or taking the imitative on
a 'couple' project. They have an amazing reservoir of strength behind
them that can be startling and they usually have remarkable minds
behind their beauty. They enjoy having a pleasing and pretty home and
a lot of attention goes into the process of making life beautiful.
Including ignoring some of the harsher realities and avoiding any kind
of actions that can disturb the peace or status quo They also have
tempers and when they feel the scales have become to unequal can
explode suddenly.

Positive Traits in Love

Demonstrative, affectionate, playful, sensual, easygoing, gentle,
fair, giving, receptive, Negative traits: Indecisive, self centered,
detached, temperamental at times, envious, dishonest.

What Libra likes

Romance in all of its glory, Harmony, Beautiful things, Attention &
admiration, having people around, Intelligence, Creativity &
imagination, Gentleness, Feeling supported

What Libra Dislikes

Criticism, Loud arguments, being forced into decisions,
Coarseness/crudeness, Confusion situations, Disloyalty, Lack of
enthusiasm, Apathy

Libra Love Keywords

Romantic, creative, artistic, loving, generous, pleasant, sensual,
indecisive, argumentative, envy and jealousy

Virgo August 23-September 22

Virgo in Love

Virgo is the mutable earth-sign. There is movement but it is
controlled, thought oriented and grounded. Virgo is a mind ruled
person and they give their love slowly and with great seriousness.
They dislike overt and grand standing displays of attention or emotion
and will retreat inside themselves to escape it. They are a controlled
person and their emotions fall into that category. When their heart is
captured their loved on becomes a receptor to all the feelings and
passions that Virgo has been keeping inside. At times even more
expectations and conditions can be piled onto the lover simply because
they are now holding the Virgos cherished feelings and dreams. In love
they are devoted, loyal and nurturing. They have high
self-expectations and equally high expectations of their loved ones.
They adore strength especially the dignified and quiet kind. They will
tend to and take care of their loved one with diligence and focus...it
has become their 'job'. Love has to make sense for the Virgo...it has
to fit into their idea and ideal of what their life is about. Once a
lover has managed to slip into one of their dreams or plans the Virgo
will hold onto that picture forever. They will go out of their way to
make the union work and will spare no sacrifice in keeping it alive.

Virgo Sexuality

Virgos needs a certain setting, a definite layer of built up trust and
privacy to allow their sexual sides to come out and play. Cleanliness
is always important, as is the 'right' setting. Virgo is inherently
shy especially about their sensual needs but don't let that shyness
fool you into thinking there is no fire lurking below the surface.
They can become as devoted and focused on exploring their sexuality
with a trusted lover as they are about making their life work. They
have a completely uninhibited (yes this word applies to Virgo)
potential that is lust filled and yet still retains a sense of purity.
Virgos are notorious for their high standards in selecting a sexual
partner but once those standards have been met pure sensual pleasure
is the reward.

The long-term story

Life is orderly with a Virgo. Some may live in a messy house with
overflowing laundry and unorganized shelves but within your mate there
is some sense of strict control that is directed into some facet of
life. They are caretakers and need to feel comfortable enough to slip
into that role. They can nag and criticize but they usually have their
lover's best interests at heart. They don't mind taking on more than
their share of work and once committed they stay committed. They are
time oriented, schedule craving souls who cannot tolerate a late mate
or a scattered life energy.

Positive Traits in Love

Nurturing, devoted, uninhibited, caring, loving, sacrificial, quiet,
considerate, protective.

Negative traits

Coldness, inability to be demonstrative, calculating, hard-edged,
overly critical, judgmental, and compulsive

What Virgo likes

Feeling secure. Personal cleanliness. Routines. Loyalty Being pampered
when down. Equality Subtle displays of romance. Dedication being
active

What Virgo Dislikes

Tardiness Vulgarity Loud displays of affection. Personal untidiness.
Hypocrisy Weakness Complaining Idleness

Virgo Love Keywords

Loyal, loving, caring, nurturing, dedicated, devoted, cold, critical,
unfeeling, and self-serving.

Leo July 23-August 22

Leo in Love

Leo is the fixed fire sign. Think contained flames- like a campfire
that needs constant attention to keep alive and warm. There is a deep
love for life and all of its possibilities...including its luxuries
and that love transfers over beautifully into how a Leo expresses
their feelings. Love with a Leo is like a magnificent encounter with
the sun. They are warm and supportive when their heart is given and
their affections grow stronger the more they feel that their partners
care about them and adore them in return. Leo's are dramatically
romantic and not afraid to show it. They enjoy pulling their loved
ones out into their world and radiate when they feel their partners
compliment some quality about themselves. Love becomes a thing of
luxury and the partner receives the abundance of their personal Leo's
attention, Lust and emotions. Because Leo's judge themselves on what
they have around them (hence their love of luxury) they can be too
appearance conscious at times and too critical of a mates qualities,
appearance or talents. Because they truly need constant input to
maintain their vitality they can sometimes become
self-serving...occasionally to a point that it becomes egotistical.
You'll find that love with a Leo is like no other love...and when they
decide to give you their heart.... they also give you every inch of
their soul. In this lies the Leo vulnerability.... when their trust is
broken they crumble. They, again, base their own self-judgments on
those they adore. Take away the loved one...and you've taken away
their own identity in many ways. When Leos feel let down (and it
usually takes a great deal) they either fall into an abyss of pain and
depression. Or they get utterly cold and without feeling. The lion....
in protective mode

Leo Sexuality

Leo's sexuality is as light filled and life filled as their ruling
planet, The Sun. They are usually full of showmanship and expressive
displays of attention. They enjoy the height of all feelings in life
and sexual pleasure is just another glorious field to explore the
luxuries of the body through. Leo's can be aggressive, passionate and
encompassing lovers with exotic tastes...remember it is the love of
life that inspires Leo and they can be wonderfully creative and
experimental, especially when they feel secure. They are as proud in
passion as they are in any other area of life and perhaps more so. The
more appreciated and cherished they feel the more expressive and
passionate they become.

The long-term story

Leos being fire signs are rather high maintenance partners. They
require attention, nurturing and pampering. A mate has to be
personally strong in them to enhance the partnership but also willing
to step occasionally into their Leo's shadow. Leos are protective to
the death for those they love and they are generous and expressive in
a long-term union that is constantly stoked and fed. Keep the campfire
metaphor in mind. Unattended it dies out...mistreated it flares into
unpredictable life and burns...but kept constant and tended it turns
into a life giving warmth that is undying.

Positive Traits in Love

Protective, adoring, playful, inventive, generous, supportive,
sensual, warm, joyful

Negative traits

Possessive, jealous, control issues, coldness, cruelty, selfishness,
egotistical, self-serving

What Leo likes

Feeling Pampered, Being noticed, being appreciated, Being the boss,
Dramatic unions, Mate with a love of life, Receiving gifts
Socializing/parties.

What Leo Dislikes

Apathy, Being ignored, Being criticized, Nagging, One up-manship,
Competition, Lying/deceit, Laziness

Leo Love Keywords

Expressive, demonstrative, engulfing, proud, sensual, adoring,
control, egotistical, self-serving, jealousy, coldness, and cruelty.

Cancer June 22-July 22

Cancer in Love

Cancer is the cardinal water sign indicating that strong and rushing
feelings and emotions guide their actions. When they love they love
forever...period. Their extremely tough outer shell makes it hard to
truly get into their heart but once in the loved one becomes pampered,
adored and prone to being the intense focus of their feelings and
moods. A Cancer lover instinctively nourishes and dotes on the object
of their heart and can be all encompassing in all ways. Being
traditional and home oriented means male Cancers like to follow the
proper rules and ways to court, to fall in love and to make it
permanent. Likewise for females who tend to wait until the man makes
his move regardless of how strongly they may want to make a move. No
one can do love and give love like a Cancer can, but it is heart and
maternally oriented as opposed to sexually oriented and its worse
tendency is to be smothering. A Cancer who feels insecure in a
relationship is apt to become demanding: either sulking silently hurt
or verbally making it clear what is wrong and why. The outer shell
protects them from giving too soon and too often but those outer claws
(another Crab attribute) serve to hold onto a loved one with a
tenacious grasp that is almost impossible to break. Yet the true depth
of their feelings always drives their actions and the loved one almost
always holds a cherished spot in their heart even long after the union
is over. When it comes to protection...not even Leo can outdo the
fierce and loyal strength that a Cancer wields in the name of
protecting a loved one.

Cancers Sexuality:

Sex is not definable without emotions for most Cancers and they must
feel something with relative strength for their truest feelings to
come out in a romantic and sexual interlude. They are tender and
partner oriented lovers and more concerned with pleasing their mates
and feeling the returning emotions as nurturing proof of the partners
love. Sex for cancer is attached to all things, which mean security
and loyalty and truth of the heart. Their needs tend to fluctuate
according to their moods and emotional state as does their intensity
and their desire levels. In many ways sexuality is an empowered field
for Cancer as they are the zodiacs maternal nurturers it is the
literal act of sex, which has molded their 'job'. A cancer that is in
love and feels secure will intuitively understand that and will treat
it as the joyful gift it is.

The long-term story

In a solid, secure relationship a Cancer can easily support the
nuances of a long-term relationship as they naturally nourish and
supplement the changing nature of the union. On a lover's part it is
important to understand their emotional vulnerability and how they
cope with that through their built in defense mechanisms. Cancers are,
undeniably, prone to certain moodiness and such is the way they can
learn to bend and flow and give what is needed to nurture those around
them. The more a partner learns to enhance a cancers ability to detach
from what is going around them and to learn the truth of their own
power of emotional freedom the less this natural moodiness will
manifest in overt ways.

Positive Traits in Love

Loyal, supportive, nurturing, compassionate, caring, dedication,
faithfulness of emotions, tenderness, pampering, adoration

Negative traits

Possessiveness, jealousy, moodiness, volatility, control issues,
dependency issues, depression

What Cancer likes

Feeling appreciated, Sincerity, Tradition, Stability, Routine,
Loyalty, Commitment, Laughing, Feeling supported.

What Cancer Dislikes

Erratic ness, Sudden, unexpected changes, Insincerity, Being ignored,
Dishonesty, Not knowing how you feel, Being uncomfortable

Cancer Love Keywords

Emotional, fluid, nurturing, supportive, moody, insecure, loving,
loyal, tradition oriented, modest, generous, and sincere

Gemini May 21-June 21

Gemini in Love

Gemini is the mutable air sign ruled by the planet Mercury and that
describes much of their lively and thought oriented approach to love.
They treasure being mentally captivated, excited and dynamically
active and the mates they choose tend to be friends, first and
foremost, and lovers second. Being able to share and discuss new
thoughts, new ideals and everything they conceive and learn is an
important quality they need to have in place within a relationship.
This is the talkative, communicative sign and their minds are
constantly sifting through information. As such they often speak
before they think and their words, usually not intended to hurt, can
fall flat when they fail to carry through on an intention or promise.
A lover often feels left behind and unimportant as the Gemini
discovers a fascinating new subject or person to explore and words
from the past become empty and hurtful. At their best, however, a
Gemini lover is the most fascinating, joyful and enjoyable partner of
the zodiac. When that is backed up by their own feelings of wholeness
and completeness (often the very thing they are seeking from a
partnership) they are dynamic and loyal mates.

Gemini Sexuality

Sex is a mind voyage for most Gemini's and they experience the height
of their passion through their thoughts and what the feelings mean to
them. They are open-minded and experimental, yet not necessarily
driven by passion to try out the new techniques and adventures, but
more out of the hungry curiosity that propels them to
simply...discover something. They bring their wit and laughter
directly into the bedroom and can be disheartened (and even shocked)
that their partners may not always go along with their sense of humor.
Their lust and their needs tend to come and go with speed and
suddenness and they can turn off as quickly as they turn on. Gemini's
seldom wait for anyone and that includes a lover who takes a little
more time to feel stimulated.

The long-term story

Gemini's needs friendship, companionship and a partner, who can share
their mind explorations and journeys as deeply as they need a lover
and heart mate. They generally need someone who is secure or open
enough to not feel threatened by their quickly changing interests or
whole hearted experiments but one who can also help them ground out to
penetrate one of their intrigues in depth. Because Gemini is a dual
sign they often project part of them when they are attracted to a mate
and the relationship becomes an external way for them to work towards
their merging of their two very different sides. This polarity creates
an intriguing and exciting spark in the beginning of the relationship
but can burn out once the Gemini has 'owned' up to its other half or
has grown bored and retreated back within self.

Positive Traits in Love

Joyful, good-natured, broad minded, experimental, radiant, friendly,
enthusiastic, flexibility, gentleness

Negative traits

Unreliability, fickleness, duality, insincerity, self-focus,
restlessness, critical and temperamental

What a Gemini likes

Intellectual stimulation, Ideas and thoughts, new trends to
investigate, Friends and socializing, talking, Sharing ideals,
Learning, Upbeat, lively mates

What a Gemini Dislikes

Routines and ruts, Feeling ignored. Being confined. Apathy. Being the
one to make all the decisions. Slowness. Being directed.

Gemini Love Keywords

Friendly, mind oriented, spontaneous, verbal, joyful, experimental,
open minded, enthusiastic.

Taurus April 20-May 20

Taurus in Love

Taurus is a stable and earthy sign and their partnerships require an
equally strong and centered base. There is a definite serious approach
to life, which is held by every Taurus in one degree or another and a
partner who can at least understand this facet of them is important.
They make generous, loyal and extremely supportive mates when they
feel the relationship is true and secure but getting them to that
point generally takes a great deal of time and effort. Taurus
cherishes waiting, watching and being assured of something's value
before they invest their heart and feelings. They will retreat at any
sign of flakiness or instability and once a Taurus retreat getting
them back to the point they started at is difficult, if not
impossible. Although they are slow to trust and give once they do
their trust are almost a magical thing and very little can shake it.
Even when the generosity is not earned a Taurus deeply committed will
very often hold on to the smallest shred of hope that everything is
all right. As partners they are homebodies and enjoy their
surroundings and all things, which they can possess and embrace. They
intuitively collect and protect and their 'people' often fall into
this category. A Taurus expects loyalty and support from their mate
and also to be the boss in the relationship.

Taurus Sexuality

Earthy, sensual and caring are hallmarks of Taurus sexuality. For
Taurus sex is a natural, healthy and all-important part of their
relationship and they immerse themselves in it. Love and sex are one
and the same to a Taurus and it is only when firmly committed that
most can truly let go and enjoy. Bedroom Olympics and exciting kinky
escapades is not their cup of tea and they tend to hold onto their
personal favorites. But they believe in sharing their pleasure and
work diligently to make sure their partner enjoys the passion as much
as they do.

The Long-term story

Keeping it together over the long term requires a thorough
understanding of the Taurean ways. As a fixed earth sign they are
almost immovable, especially if they feel they are being forced into
something. Knowing their ways and encouraging any change ever so
slowly assures the relationship of moving forward and remaining
vibrant. It takes a great deal to truly anger a Taurus once it is in
love but disloyalty will usually be the ultimate factor. Yet as slow
as they are to attach they are equally slow to detach and break-ups
tend to hang on eternally. Once a Taurus truly closes its heart,
however, there is very little chance they will open back up.

The Problem Zone

In a relationship with a Taurus most of the troubles will emerge over
jealousy, possessiveness and inability to change. They can be
immovable forces when they so desire and if they have decided they are
perfectly happy with something exactly as it is no one can force them
to change. There is a tendency for them to see people they love as
cherished personal objects and this can turn into a very strong
jealousy factor. Letting go can also be a problem for the same
reasons.

Positive traits in love

Loyal, dedicated, generous, protective, caring, doting, understanding,
stability

Negative Traits in love

Jealousy, possessiveness, control, immobility, over-seriousness

A Taurus Likes

Feeling secure, Being pampered, Kept promises, Sensibility, Being on
time, Together time at home, Sharing good meals, Unhurried affection,
Commitments, Stability in a mate, Getting special gifts.

A Taurus Dislikes

Being hurried, being told what to do, Flightiness in a partner,
Unexpected changes in plans, loud, noisy party scenes, Careless or
unappealing environments, Forgetfulness in a mate.

Taurus Love Keywords

Loyal, stable, sentimental, sexual, loving, possessive, jealous, controlling

Aries March 21-April 19

Aries in Love

Aries is the cardinal-fire sign, which translates into life loving and
highly energized and this describes their needs concerning love as
well. As a partner they make life exciting, albeit occasionally
tiring, and you cannot help but feel rather joyful and light hearted
when you're in their company. It's that blend of innocence (the lamb)
with pure power (the ram) that is so captivating about an Aries mate.
They don't understand the meaning of the word routine, however, and
boredom is the number one killer of Aries romances. Aries loves as
boldly and as strongly as it experiences life. From sports to personal
challenges Aries are usually not happy unless they are moving after
something. With Mars as their ruling planet oftentimes their entire
lives are about channeling and putting that immense power to work for
them. It's not uncommon to find an Aries firmly committed to a
long-term volatile arrangement that leaves those around them wondering
why they would stay. The truth is they often thrive on that kind of
intensity and it can do far less damage than existing within a
relationship that has grown routine and stagnant. When an Aries loves
they LOVE. The partner is hoisted up onto a pedestal whether they want
to be there or not and they become a treasure to be protected and
guarded passionately. The love of an Aries life often becomes the
driving motivation for their challenging goals and the phrase, "I did
this for YOU" is one heard in many of the best Aries relationships.

Aries Sexuality

An Aries sexuality is driven, powerful and almost a feat of
showmanship when they are truly captivated. Since Aries tend to be
action/goal oriented sex can become a series of higher plateaus
involving anything their fertile imaginations can conjure up. Aries
are the zodiac show-off and the bedroom isn't excluded from their
dramatic and captivating ability to get partners undivided attention.
The more appreciated they feel the more they invest in their
lovemaking and private boundaries exist only to give an Aries
something to leap over. Marathons of passion, spontaneous liaisons in
the most unexpected places and inexhaustible stamina are all part of
the Aries basic sexual make-up. The long-term story: Lots of pampering
and a lot of attention are needed with an Aries lover as they thrive
on feeling they are number one in your life. They love to do the
initial chasing and are usually not attracted to being chased but once
their heart is given you can't ever over-do your displays of
affection. While they can be jealous and possessive, you cannot show
the same qualities and any kind of clinging is a sure fire way to
drive them into new pastures Under all the Aries bravado and show is
actually a rather innocent child who simply wants to explore the
wonderful world around them and to be appreciated. The more encouraged
they are in either area the more exuberant they become.

Positive Traits in Love

Exuberance, expressiveness, passion, generosity, adoration,
protectiveness, adventuress, fun loving, creative and energized
lovemaking, and devotion

Negative traits

Temperamental, jealous, possessive, ego oriented, inconsiderate,
reckless, and fickle



What an Aries likes

Being number one, A positive attitude, A life loving comrade, A.
partner who has style or a 'look', Being Seen Getting gifts, Loyalty,
Being active together. Romance and dazzle.



What an Aries Dislikes

Being bored, Being chased, Sloppiness in a mate, Criticism, Anything
mundane, Feeling unappreciated, Feeling inferior, Losing, Having to
repeat things. Displays of insecurity

Aries Love Keywords

Dramatic, romantic, original, passionate, energized, creative, spontaneous

ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE ! ! ! !

1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!!"
2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.
3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ......instead of ICU!
5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
6. You placed the refrigerator beside your computer.
7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car.
8. Tech support calls YOU for help.
9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."
10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.
11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
14. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago.
15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to. (uh oh...I've done this! LOL)
16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile.
18. You say......."Where did the time go??"
19. You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.
20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
21. .....You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
22. Your shoes are suddenly 2 sizes too small.
23. You think faster than the computer. <----Not difficult for me
24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ** kisses**.
25. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.
26. You're on the phone and say BRB.
27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.
28. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL ASAP".
29. You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.
30. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life.